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why do the americans rant on and on about brits having bad teeth?????

i really am lost!


do we all have bad teeth?

at least i dont have to put on my sunglasses when i talk to a fellow brit.
please someone fill me in!

Sandie , I know, the Americans have a thing about both teeth and fingernails.
I work for an American company and the Americans replace both, in healty condition with ones . whiter , shinier , longer.
Can never fayhom out why.

Cosmetic dentistry is a huge business in the US - it's not uncommon for people to spend several thousand dollars a year on dental work. But some of the teeth are so white and perfect they look too false. That sometimes lets down US movies, when a tramp or a cowboy from circa 1850 opens his mouth to flash a perfect set of teeth.

That's rich coming from a nation of fat, swollen pot bellied, burger munching, gun toting, slack jawed cunts.

Take it with a pinch of salt, I say a pinch as that's all the fat cunts leave behind.


....as for filling you in, well I'm free tomorrow night but after that, you'll have to consult my secretary.

I wonder if Sandies dentist has ever quipped 'You have the best teeth I have cum across'

i fucking hope he was proud of his work. he spent 9 years on em and wanted to fracture my lower jaw.

my mum butted in and saved me.

i have a disaligned jaw due to sucking my thumb as a kid. however i recently noticed my clicking jaw has stopped and the gap between my upper and lower jaw has fully closed.

my conclusion - bj's. it can only be sucking dick non stop for 5 years that re aligned my jaw.

orthodontists will be out of work for this.

however both my teeth and nails are yellow! i just bought a bottle of bleach. get yer shades out.

oh and my last male dentist was pretty f----in hot but i was havin my wisdom tooth pulled out at the time so i thought it best not shove his cock in my mouth then.

i only had 2 wisdom teeth. one got pulled the other is still with me. so guess im not that clever.

I had all 4 taken out at once so I'm a total thick cunt, but you all already knew that.

More to the point (and I do bear in mind the shocking state of my teeth), do we really need advice from a nation that thinks having your face as smooth as an ironing board is attractive? Vanity is big business everywhere, but in some of the 50 states (hello, California) it's practically a religion.

Anyone ever read Brave New World? It's almost like a "how to live in Beverly Hills" guidebook.

I hope your dentist doesn't have the nerve to charge you for his new service .

Mart