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Tits On The News

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 1:40 am
by Officer Dibble
I was very surprised the other evening when Channel 4 news broadcast pictures of a couple of totally tits-out middle aged ladies protesting at some Prince Charles nonsense, in Australia. In fact I was momentarily stunned by the unpixalated, matter-of-factness, of it all. Suddenly, they're they were, bold as brass (a lovely handful too) and it was only 7.30 PM! I immediately marked the moment down as being of great historic significance - like the first F word on TV, the first beaver, etc. This was the very first time (that I?m aware of) that adults had been treated as adults by any British news program. Of course it only happed because the Channel 4 audience is seen as being largely young, liberal, and progressive, and the context of the news item was some kind of 'wimmin's' protest, not to do with sex as such. But, all the same, a rubicon had been crossed.


Officer Dibble

Re: Tits On The News

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:03 am
by Deuce Bigolo
Get it right Dibble,it was in New Zealand

The ferals were protesting against a private comment from Prince Charles (that someone leaked) that he was offended by the bare breasted aboriginal women that he met on his Australian tour

cheers
B....OZ

Re: Tits On The News

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:12 am
by mart
Dribbler obviously didn't do well in Geography.

Mart

Re: Tits On The News

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 6:35 am
by chatterji
Far more importantly, and this is a serious news matter, who would you shag on the C4 news team?

For me it would be Katie Razzall (what a name!), Samira Ahmed (innocently pretty and a great giggle), Sarah Smith (love her voice), and Sue Turton (ooooooh, authoritative!). I'd like them all together in a newsfest orgy, with me as the lead story.

Disturbingly, I've even been known to fantasise about Elinor Goodman, which is an indication that:

1. I've got too much time on my hands
2. I've got a mother fixation
3. I'll shag anyone who can use long words with confidence

Re: Tits On The News

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:37 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
I imagine what prince charles would have said if the women looked anything like this young patritoic AUSSIE? Jolly good show?



cheers
B....OZ

Re: Tits On The News

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:10 pm
by Pervert
Stop trying to claim our sex goddesses, you descendant of crims!

What next---Layla Jade from Alice Springs???

Re: Tits On The News

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:09 am
by Deuce Bigolo
Oh dear...first Dibble with his Geography now Young Caractacus with his History

In the early days of settlement, South Australia was plagued with problems attributed to escaped convicts [called bolters] from the penal settlements in the east of the continent. These outlaws saw the colony as a safe haven but had to resort to a life of crime as they were unable to obtain legitimate work.

South Australia(Where I'm from) was colonised by FREE settlers
Common scum maybe but not convicts

I would have posted a Gallery of an Aussie babe but none of them will be seen dead with that Koala....its reputation eating,rooting & leaving precedes it everywhere it goes....then theres the flag....the onlt babes I could find with one were over 50 and lusting after Prince Charles...need I say more

cheers
B....OZ

Re: Tits On The News

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:35 am
by Pervert
Now did you honestly think I was being serious, Buttsie?

I recall a wonderful moment on an Alan Whicker programme years ago when he was interviewing this elderly Australian woman and asked if she'd ever wanted to visit Britain.

"Oh no!" she said, horrified. "That's where all the convicts came from."

Post as many Adele pix as you like, mate.

Re: Tits On The News

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:45 am
by Deuce Bigolo
No

Did you think I wasn't being flippant?

cheers
B....OZCaractacus wrote:

> Now did you honestly think I was being serious, Buttsie?

No,I was just upping the anty...nothing like a free kick
Must be true we do speak different languages
>
> I recall a wonderful moment on an Alan Whicker programme years
> ago when he was interviewing this elderly Australian woman and
> asked if she'd ever wanted to visit Britain.
>
> "Oh no!" she said, horrified. "That's where all the convicts
> came from."

lol
Must have had her brain idling in neutral when answering that
>
> Post as many Adele pix as you like, mate.

Only the ones where she's with something furry ;-)

Re: Tits On The News

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:50 am
by Pervert
Well, when you're almost compared with Dibble in a post, it makes you wonder if perhaps your good-natured piece has been somehow misinterpreted :-)