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This one is inspired.

The Washington Post's "Style Invitational" asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and suppy a new definition. Here are some of them. Incorporate them into your daily repertoire of pithy words and the world shall be a better place.

DIOS: the one true operating system.

Elepants: too-tight jeans on broad-beamed people.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Burglesque: A poorly planned break-in. (See: Watergate)

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Doltergeist: a spirit that decides to haunt someplace stupid, such as your septic tank.

Goodzilla: a giant lizard that puts out forest fires by stamping on them

Writer's tramp: a woman who practices poetic licentiousness.

Sata: a mythical being who brings toys to bad children.

Deifenestration: to throw all talk of God out the window.

Synapple: a perfect beverage to accompany brain food.

And my personal favourite:

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.