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I fucking love her, great to see she's going over to the states to make a name for herself, I had a real thing for her in "The Office" started watching it again from the beginning, she is lovely, she was pretty good in "Shaun of the dead" as well, glad she dosent take after her old man (jasper carrott) in the looks department, lets hope she dosent decide to star in a yank remake of that "comedy" with jasper and the indian bird (who's i'd also bang) Nadia Wadia in, now that was dreadful

She's a real honey.

She is a miserable fucking cow. She, her horrid dad, Bob, aka Jasper Carrott and the rest of the clan lived in a small village near to a hotel where I worked in Warwickshire in the middle 1980's, and would come in late regularly and order meals and lap up the fact guests 'recognised' him. He was a cunt for paying his account as well, always had a running tab and it was like getting blood from a stone getting him to pay.
Anyway, back to Lucy, she WAS underage, BUT because they were (haha) 'celebraty' guests, she ALWAYS got served alcohol with a 'do you know who my dad is?' line

Ah, the cry of the utterly desperate---"Do you know who I am?" (or in this case "who my dad is").

There are only two ways to answer that question (and both will cost you your job if the boss is kowtowing to the stars):

1 Oh dear, has the Alzheimer's kicked in already?

2 (And it would have to be Jasper Carrott for this to work) You're a miserable unfunny Brummie git---Frank Skinner, maybe?

Since few of us have met Ms Davis, and only have her looks to go on, I still say she's a honey---and will do until I find out for myself that she's a miserable cow.

Must say, I never met her, but knew of her, especially just getting changed when the Maitre D' would come in with their order 10 mins after we shut down.
IF I had known she was going to turn out sexy and famous, I would have wanked into her cream JUST so I could say Lucy Davis swallowed my cum!! But I never and I didn't........but I would have!!

You had to save it for Michael Winner's meal, though.

That isn't an attack on you, Ace. If rumour is to be believed, the one time Winner ever had an uncontaminated meal at a restaurant, he sent it back complaining that "it tasted funny."

yeah, we shit in that one

Wouldn,t be a problem for him, he,s full of it!

Calm down dear, it,s a commercial...............FUCK OFF!