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It's so fucking quiet here you know.
What's gone wrong with it?

I miss the days when I'd slag the mods off for deleting my celebtourettic posts.

I miss the days when I'd inform you all that I'd be posting on the On Topic forum only to have the likes of Liz, Mags & Crackers intervene and apologise to the big wigs and usher me back over with a right cunting off.

The days when I'd try to chum Sandie up, get fucking nowhere and then try and get some work off of Reenie Marino as his stunt double.

The days when Uncle Ben would pop up and get drowned in a sea of "It's fucking Keith Harris!" and then get quizzed over hiring a bent peckered Belgian to do his dirty work.

The days when I'd try to cover up Mags drunken load of bollocks and then think sod it and let Gonad the Deletor do his thing.

The days when we would talk about the political turmoil caused by a neo-con right wing crypto facist government only for S56 to pop up and link it to some obscure 1969 pub band that nobody had ever heard of.

The days where I would try and ponce some free porn and actually get lucky, but never take anyone up on their offers as it was not my style.

The days when we'd argue the merits of fox hunting and then cunt off anyone that liked it.

The days when Crackers would sit on the fence, risk splinters up his Caledonian arse and not say a bad word let alone a swear word. How you've grown since then my son.

The days when Mart was a top bloke....no wait, I made that up. ONLY JOKING MART, I LOVE YOU IN A NON GAY WAY.

Perhaps it's the Vimto talking, I don't know, but when I've had a few Tizers to drink and had a few of those chocolate kiddie cigarettes, I get all misty eyed and think just one more time, wouldn't it be fun to say David Baddiel you fucking slack jawed, Son of Woody Allen looking, burger munching, fat retarded strand of sweaty anus pube.


Is it just me, or was it a fucking good time on these boards?

There were nights when I'd come home from a hard graft, log into this place and laugh out loud. You and Magoo with your slagging matches, JJ trying to be intellectual, and Lizard talking the sort of stuff you only get out of Eddie Izzard when he's had a few sweet sherries.

Halcyon days.

Glad to see it's not just me.
I was looking over old posts and I found some real good ones and I could spot the bits where deletions had taken place.

A lot of the really savage stuff was only visible for a short while in the wee small hours, and was deleted long before Magoo's hangover arrived.

Yeah some of that shit even made me cringe and wish I had a delete button.
Some of the threads were fucking gems, but he just had to have that extra bit of Nukey Brown and blow the thread up.

Do you remember the one where we decided to do a Celebrity Death Island?
I started it off with let's stick Lenworth Henry and his fat cunt wife on there.

Did it last I wonder....hmmm...search button here I come.

The last one was a fucking corker!


aaahh who'd thunk it would all go tits up...

MODS TAKE NOTE...especially you Wooders.

Those were the days, even had steve56 posting under "changing the subject for a second. "
Where has it all gone wrong?
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

Mart

You agree?
Wow!
Now all I need is for Buttsie, Ace and the rest to agree and we can all cry together like those gay blokes that try and touch their feminine side in Swedish Forests.

Good fun comes and it goes,best just to enjoy it for what it is..A MOMENT thats here now & gone tomorrow

Wether they were that great I don't recall as I was most likely inebriated at the time

This thread isn't the first to address this subject of previous "Golden Ages"



For all the up time theres always going to be downtime

Creative Witty Bullshit doesn't just grow on trees ya know
This shouldn't be mistaken for the more common "Bullshite" which I freely admit to having mastery over

All that said its up to every individual to contribute,not just lurk in the shadows and read,IF a forum is to flourish

cheers
B....OZ

Reminds me of Viz........it 'used to be funny'
Nowadys, it is a bit boring, and the topics chosen is like scraping the barrel at times, but I'm still a regular, just don't post as often as I used to. The Promotions forum is a dead duck most of the times with wannabee starlets hawking their wares and wannabee producers and directors trying to be 100% genuine with hotmail addresses.
I miss Magoos rants........but not Steve56's going off tangent every other post