Now that I've Iearnt how to!

[Marino]

Here's my girlfriend having sex with a monkey.
Not in a shed!!!

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[Bigshow]

oooh arrhh ark at him. Were not good enough for pictures of the sweeney, frank cannon, freds pig, frankie the spider or donkey's with buttered arses!!
"This is my girlfriend having sex with monkey not in a shed"......Rolf it's one for you, mate!

(Fred this shed is dead, It's not pining, it's passed on. This shed is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late shed. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the garden, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-shed.)

[Lizard]

Sweet baby jesus in the manger!!, never mind the shed, where did you get that primate? unless I,m very much mistaken, and I usually am guv, isn,t that a Swiss alpine touring monkey made of lindt chocolate, thats got to be worth a small pile! nice pic, your g/friends gorgeous, but Iv,e got me eye on that banana muncher.....

[Marino]

The Monkey was a present from a white witch. my girlfriend is a present to me.

[Lizard]

Polish my plums, your a lucky bastard Mazza! the only witch I know wouldn,t give me crabs! can we have some more pics of that delightful lady?
but please...................no sheds

[Marino]

And here she is without the monkey.

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[Marino]

Oh no the monkey got back in.

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[Lizard]

Strewth!!!!!! this IS one for Rolf! a perfect pussy, cheers Mazza, and welcome to the world of picture formatting.........
(where,s that tissue)

[Lizard]

Your futures secure Maz, Iv,e checked with Desmond Morris, just as I thought, it,s a swiss alpine alright! but just to double check, he needs to see a close up of the Lady,s bottom! (dont ask!) you know what these so called 'professionals' are like, I wouldn,t bother you but...........

[Marino]

The bottom, for you squire. Excuse the poor photography I was a litle rummed up.

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