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Banish Those Chav Bird Blues
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:07 pm
by Officer Dibble
Got the chav bird blues? Losing interest in the opposite sex? Finding it harder to get out of bed in a morning? ...Well, nil desperandum, salvation is at hand. I have just the tonic...
Isn?t she fabulous?
Officer Dibble
Re: Banish Those Chav Bird Blues
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:40 pm
by diplodocus
sorry Dibs old chum, the mobile one is a fake that's been doing the rounds for ages, wouldn't mind seeing the real one though
Re: Banish Those Chav Bird Blues
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:52 pm
by Officer Dibble
Yes, I'm aware of it's fakery. I just thought it might be of interest to anyone who hadn't seen it. But fake or not, if there's a more beautiful girl in Britain I can't think who that might be.
Officer Dibble
Re: Banish Those Chav Bird Blues
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:12 pm
by diplodocus
come now Dibs, surely a man of your contacts would be able to track down said real photo, there are many who would relish feasting on those magnificant mammories
(why the fuck the fuck am I wibbling, not drinking Starpramen again!!)
Re: Banish Those Chav Bird Blues
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 1:07 am
by Troublesome
Chavettes give women a bad name. There's not many girls that can carry off that Burberry look. An ex of mine once got me some Moschino underware, a bit itchy but looked great. One week later i dumped the chav--:-)
Re: Banish Those Chav Bird Blues
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 6:02 am
by brooks
The Severn Bridge is a more attratcive structure than Chavlette Church.
Re: Banish Those Chav Bird Blues
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 6:03 am
by brooks
or should I say attractive
Re: Banish Those Chav Bird Blues
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 6:38 am
by BillBXD
Why Sir HOW DARE YOU
Miss Church is a very attractive women viewed best at her optimum viewing resolution of 4 whiskeys, 8 lagers, 14 ciders, 3 glass?s of the very best moon shine and of course 300 yards with your Burberry glasses.
I thank you
FiaS
Re: Banish Those Chav Bird Blues
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 8:04 am
by Lizard
I,m with the officer on this one, she just a great big bouncy bundle of welsh sex on legs, fitter than a cairn terrier on acid, I,d love to take her away for the weekend for a game of bingo.
Re: Banish Those Chav Bird Blues
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 8:35 am
by BillBXD
Why Liz I do declare you are a man of great taste, thought, depth and meaning.
But, you do frighten me a little with your sex crazed bingo obsession!
FiaS