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Does anyone know why, when I stick my hand on a nettle it stings like fuck, but watching the cat earlier on it just walks through the bloody things like there not there, How can this be? is there a vet in the house, can anyone shed light on this, who do I contact??

try growing whiskers.

Strewth lizard, me'old mate Rolf says:

Ever wondered why Bee Smith "TopDog" Cell Block H never got nettle rash on her pussy?
Nor have I, Ya bloody wombat...

Get'a facking grip drongo!!

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Well butter my arse if this aint a bloody good question about the feline species and a jolly good observation. Now you may note that the pussy in question is covered in fur which is unlike you, well I hope! Anyway this fur acts like a barrier and is the same as your goodself applying a pair of gloves. So in future you may find it less painful to grasp the nettles wearing gloves?
It?s also fun to grab one?s John Toshack at the same time but mind the nettles!

Now then a message to Bigshow.
For the first 300 hours the Rolph gag was funny but now it?s getting slightly annoying so please could you eat your dinner because you are niked, you slaaaaaaaaag.

FiaS

Thanks for the reply Bill even if it was rather tedious! and long winded, and obvious, and utterly logical, and true, I was hoping for a more bizzare explanation, like-: A cat has nine lives, he lent seven to Henry the Eighth, and kept one for himself, the one he kept- kept him from getting stung by nettles, and he still had time to lick his harry halls before licking you, or summat like that.
On the subject of Rolf, I agree!, the fuckas popping up on every post, eees like a bad rash wot ya daant need innee!

Well thats my arse utterly butterly though I did feel you would not have believed the true reason that cats are from the planet Zargod and cannot be harmed by simple plant life as their intelegenceia is far beyond our compremongus. You see your little mogie scrot cat was attempting to communicate with you via the nettles, stingers, plant life and re write your DNA but the recorringti theme of pervy porn has caused your DNA to become blured so the poor old pussy mog scroti cat wonders on through it's life.

So me old pervy pornite from perville, give up the porn and chat with the PUSSIES?

FiaS

Wow!................cool dude, like totally amazing man, awsome!

Oh its like that then, me old pals have sent me off to create some magic with mart!

Knock knock!!

who's there?

Me and mart!

It's the way we tell'em you slaaaags...

"me old pals have sent me off to create some magic with mart!"

Ah we love Bigshow for he has showed us the path to goodness!

Bigshow is our leader and we shall follow

FiaS

He has indeed showed us the true path to happiness, a conversation with Mart!
Bigshow! we salute your strenf, courage, and formaldehyde, and may the farce be with you..
Hail Bigshow

Aint no shed, it,s gone and dead.