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Nope, he,s not dead, but he,s a real short bastard, and cant sing for shit.

Yes, but he made a really authentic tohmayto in Tootsie.

shame old Dustbin Hoffman isn't brown bread, he's a right nasel gnome twat! And that cunt Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen from changing rooms....

Come to the darkside lizard, we can kill anyone you want! Ganglang or execution style...........

Don't you listen to that Darth Bigshow, Liz. He only wants to use you for reptile porn. Use the force.

Can you do 'drive-by' D.I.Y lessons as well, I,d be interested in that, I have me own screwdriver and stuff, and a canny collection of mastic.
I think you might have breached FAQ 22.1.4 in calling LLB a cunt, he,d make a good seventies porn star dontcha tink?

I,m trying not to listen to "Douglas Bigshow Bader", but the voices keep pulling me in, and where he found that old John Lindsay reptile reverse cowboy loop from I dont know! I think he has contacts Carac.

St Lizz, just remember when making your decision that the dark side operate out of Rhyl and to remain a full citizen of the dark side you must be in residents for 9 months per year!

Now then I must point out my disappointment with your posting to Software/Technical Tips ? Lizards Locker. Your advice was very good and comprehensive yet to great dismay I could find no reference to building/buying or operating a successful shed! Being a foremost respected member in the shed community it is now starting to look like you are loosing your faith and zeal to remain a part of the elite membership of the fellowship of the shed.

It?s only right that I point out that Bigshow was turned to the way of the fellowship at a greater age so the creosote and felting that we hold dear could take no root in his greater thoughts. You how ever was born with the ways of the great masters of the generation of creosote and replication/duplication/authoring in a brick built environment at high pricing would do you great harm. Bigshow is now gone for ever lost to the ways of high cost factory made adult production and it would help all involved if he stopped using the name of Bigshow who once was a great balding man!


FiaS


Duplication verse 8:45 says
Give a man an air conditioned building with state of the art techy anorak know how and he?ll loose his way but give that same man a paint brush and he can creosote his shed!

It,s alright Bill, I,m addressing that matter as we speak, there will be a full and comprehensive guide to...'Shedporn', including how to plan, design, and erect a 10x8 in pine, there will also be a set of instructions on how to do DP in a shed for beginners like bigshow!, it will include a pop shot stopper, and a guide to creative creosote, and wanking without the nieghbours seeing you, Ive, got all bases covered, should be available soon at misc/software technical tips/ Lizards locker/Shedporn....

Shedporn-the movie.

Sheds are being de-frosted from there cryogenic resting place to lure you to the other side! Be strong lizard the darkside is heated 24/7 & you can fill your boots on all the reptolicious snacks served on a bed of anna ryder-richardson...
There's no need for bloodshed!!

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St Liz your words off encouragement have greatly swelled the fellowship as we look toward Lizards locker for our daily guidance. Please don?t forget to include the 6X8 budget shed with 2X500 watt flood lighting to give that semi-pro feel.

I must say shedporn-the movie does sound rather good and do you think there would be any chance of Keith & Orville doing a cameo or perhaps Handy Andy and Craig from Big Bro 1? Ron J is also doing nothing at the mo but his gut may be a little too large for a humble 10X8 and his hairy back could ignite on the quad 400 watt tungsten lighting rig.

St Liz you have got the shed community all fired up and ready for battle. BRING on the dark side, Shedporn-the movie will out sell anything they can produce 6-1 and seeing as it?s made to budget it will also beat them on profit margin.


FiaS