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This question was raised after several pints in our local. As a heterosexual male would you rather be shot or have your back door raided against your will...........? The unanimous decision was being shot!

yep, i think i would have to agree

How about someone like Christopher Walken in Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead, orders you to be shot with a Buttweed! If I remember rightly thats getting shot up the arse for a slow painful death...
dilemmas dilemmas eh

This does not appeal to you then

Why not Botted first and if you don't like it then they shoot you afterwards?

Thank you.

I think if you were in front of a gun and then given the choice, you wouldn't choose the bullet. People say they would, but reality at the end of a barrel would change the mind of 9 out of 10 ... but beware, the gun may be a replica !

And speaking of replicas - what if it's Sandie Caine doing the Botting?

Thank you.

I,d take it up the arse, then when I was free, I shoot the fucka in the knob.
did I win the prize?

Almost but in the Citizens-Living in a Civilised Society Guide the correct answer is as follows,

"Take it like a man(sqealing like a Pig is optional),then stick their gun up the beasts ass and direct your aim as best you can towards their Knob,keep firing until you hit the target"

cheers
B....OZ

Do you mean shot as in killed?

Mart