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What, in Greek buggery, the fuck does the above mean?

Its supposed to be a way that Spam outwits the filters.

Mart

Spam Fritters you say?

It's the names of the supposed emailer that gets me:

Bottulism P. Spannergut
Incontinence B. Kumqat etc

Totally.
I had an email from some cock in Africa trying to scam me with;

"I am the legal representative of your distant relative Uncle MacGroyn blah blah blah."

I emailed him back with some African patwa and called him a mugu fuck as the name is made up.
My uncle was called Geraldine.

Not the "Miss Transworld 1994" Geraldine?

One of these days, my patience will be exhausted, I'll single-handedly kill everyone on earth with my bare hands in a vicious fury as a result of road rage/politic rage/net rage. I might spare a few of the ladeeez, though.

You have changed so much into a violent, cold, cruel, vicious, psychotic, tourettic bastard.

Welcome to the private club dude!!!

The potential was always there, Holden.

Well one day, you'll be put to the test.
Now as it happens, I may be coming up to Edinburgh as some chick who is a mate was suggesting a party.
She's a model and not in the porny sense, so it'll be high class swanky shite and I need a partner in crime to bring the tone down so I'll be looking you up in due time matey.

I don't even do spit and sawdust pubs, let alone high class and swanky. Rudolf Hess partied more than me.

Edinburgh, eh? God, that'll test your control to the limit. Every other hoity-toity Auld Reekian is called Fraser, or Crawford---their first names, you understand---and they are all lawyers or accountants.

It might be worth having a V chip inserted before the visit.