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Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:13 pm**

Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide.

The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military.

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Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:44 am**

French Military Victories

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:47 am**

HAHAHA!

Both very good!

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:14 am**

Myself I have always preffered the Italian thoughts on war and terror. 'The who's winning?' concept.

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:14 pm**

I thought surrender and collaborate were Italian states of emergancy.

Like that old joke when war breaks out "the italians surrender just in case"

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:57 pm**

I do recall an advert for T-shirts that ran in Private Eye at the time of Desert Storm. They said Fuq Iraq, let's nuke the French!!!

Posted: **Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:32 am**

Sounds a bit racist to me

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