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Sex Advice Please?

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:17 am
by Steve R
Naturally I have long been familiar with the fact that certain sexual practices have, for many years, been described in nationalistic terms. French style, Greek style for example.

However it came as something of a surprise to me to discover, only last night, that there might be a sexual practice named after a district of London - as my girlfriend pestered me continually for Hainault sex.

Not wishing to embarass myself by admitting ignorance in this matter and ignoring her protestations that most men in my position would think they had won the lottery, I simply refused her demands.

As you might imagine though, I am more than a little concerned that I have not heard the last of this and would respectfully ask if anyone can tell me precisely what this sexual act is?.

Re: Sex Advice Please?

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:55 am
by Jacques
Isn't Hainault a well known Dogging location?

Re: Sex Advice Please?

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:56 pm
by Steve R
"...and some fell on stony ground..." :(

Re: Sex Advice Please?

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:15 pm
by Jayr
Cheap Chinese Renault Ripoff?

Re: Sex Advice Please?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:46 am
by Steve R
Sorry to have bothered you all, but it seems that I simply misheard her.

She was actually demanding anal sex.

Unfortunately, she has now completely changed her mind and refuses to discuss the matter further.

If only........

Re: Sex Advice Please?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:03 am
by Jacques
Well you're buggered then.....or not.....and neither is she!!!!

Re: Sex Advice Please?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:04 am
by Steve R
Jacques wrote:

> Well you're buggered then.....or not.....and neither is she!!!!

Please don't rub it in.

Re: Sex Advice Please?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:15 am
by Jayr
Because he can't! lol!

Sorry Steve but it was asking for a comment there!