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Hi,

Sorry to cover a subject I remember seeing a few threads on but I didn't really read them.
My Fiancee says that sometimes my spunk tastes OK but then at other times it's not so good, are their any people able to offer any solutions, i.e. what should I eat, what should I avoid eating, good things to drink, I guess the likes of Wendy, Rebekah or Layla would be able to offer some good suggestions.
Once again sorry for going over old ground.

Jeff

Apparently, mine tastes better if I lay off the dairy foods & spicy stuff, but the best recommendation I had was to drink pineapple juice or eat fresh pineapple! God, the things we do sometimes to please our women!(I'm joking ladies, I love pineapple almost as much as I love sex!Well, nearly!)

Most male porn stars drink lots of milk, but the more often you cum, the less sugar there is in your semen. Peter North reckons you should stay clear of anything spicy, anything with garlic and things like chili sauces, bolognese and especially strong vegetables like brocolli, artichokes, asparagus etc.

AIM in the US are currently offering prolonging tablets for porn stars, and no doubt have a 'tasty cum' pill somewhere, too.

The supremo - Uncle Ben himself - recommended orange juice and celery - celery!!! the orange juice seems to work.

Beans and jelly work for me followed by chicken dansak. JJ swears by crusty bread rolls. Buttsie goes for vegamite sandwiches with custard washed down with a nice Aussie Chardonay such as Jacobs Creek. Uncle Ben likes his cellery and Ron Jeremy swears by pie and chips.

Who cares what it tastes like as long as you still manage to persuade her to give you a bj, I dont mind if she spits it out and complains that it tastes of vindaloo. I say this as a feminist you understand(lol). I doubt that girls worry about a special diet to make their pussys taste nice.

I feel insulted if they spit it out.
It takes a lot of effort for me to produce it, so the least a polite lady can do is to swallow it with every evidence of enjoyment.
How would Marco Pierre react if someone behaved like that in one of his cafes?

I once made the mistake of trying to be a comedian whilst licking my ex-girlfreinds vag (hence the EX factor). I casually remarked "Pooh! Did you have tuna for lunch". A thoughtless and silly remark but she really took offence. It seemed funny until she kneed me in the clangers. Women eh, no sense of humour. I learned then that what is funny in the pub is not funny in the bedroom. I still feel guilty in the supermarket when I pass the tuna. Still could have been worse if I had said sardines with a hint of french cheese.

It wasn't you: she must have had no sense of humour.
I'm often too busy pissing meself (mtaphorically) in the bedroom to do the business, proving that sex is funny. Which it is. QED.

You've come a long way since last week(lol)

As long as its clean and doesn't smell like Pooh!!!

The same goes for Bigus Dickus and for the record I swear by Cellery coated in vegemite washed down with a jug of milk.

chers
B...OZ

I've heard chicken, peanuts and honey are good too. If you want to do a real across the room spurter to go with it, nothing beats a good nights rest and abstaining from sex for a day or two before and penile excercises. Tense and relax your knob, just like the girlies do to keep theirs tight.