Tony accepts his fate at last
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:56 am
Prime Minister Tony Blair voted for a Tory candidate in the 2005 General Election, it emerged last night.
Mr Blair admitted publicly, "I'm a total fucking cunt. I hate the Labour party and know my government has done very few positive things for the people of this country. I wish someone would just finish me off. If nothing else it would rid me of Cherie, my husband of quite some years...."
Senior Conservatives were not surprised at the PM's admission, with one source commenting, "He's such a fucking cunt."
Others in the Tory Party were more forgiving, simply calling Mr Blair "a walking, talking pile of wank."
No Downing Street spokesman has been available for comment since the revelation was made public, but Gordon Brown, Mr Blair's likely successor, is known to have had a fat by-pass upon hearing the news.
Mr Blair admitted publicly, "I'm a total fucking cunt. I hate the Labour party and know my government has done very few positive things for the people of this country. I wish someone would just finish me off. If nothing else it would rid me of Cherie, my husband of quite some years...."
Senior Conservatives were not surprised at the PM's admission, with one source commenting, "He's such a fucking cunt."
Others in the Tory Party were more forgiving, simply calling Mr Blair "a walking, talking pile of wank."
No Downing Street spokesman has been available for comment since the revelation was made public, but Gordon Brown, Mr Blair's likely successor, is known to have had a fat by-pass upon hearing the news.