ARSECONS
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:38 pm
It's a Saturday night, and I'm not out. I've got a nasty cold, and I'm bored- but I read soomething earlier on, I'll see if any of you can be creative with this. Hear me out.
We all use 'emoticons' by e-mail to express a sentiment, or state of mind:
- playful laugh, giggle
- knowing wink
:0 - consternation, shock
Etc!
Well, here's some 'arsecons'- using punctuation to describe the state of one's arse.
(-!-) normal arse ( -!- ) flabby arse
(!) Kate Moss arse (-*-) Omar just had me
(-0-) fisted jacksie ( -!- ) Titmuss
Have a go yourself guys and gals.
Yours, ff (-1-)
We all use 'emoticons' by e-mail to express a sentiment, or state of mind:
- playful laugh, giggle - knowing wink:0 - consternation, shock
Etc!
Well, here's some 'arsecons'- using punctuation to describe the state of one's arse.
(-!-) normal arse ( -!- ) flabby arse
(!) Kate Moss arse (-*-) Omar just had me
(-0-) fisted jacksie ( -!- ) Titmuss
Have a go yourself guys and gals.
Yours, ff
(-1-)