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A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets horrible
sunburn. He is taken to the hospital by ambulance and is promptly
admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister and noting the severe pain
he is in, the doctor goes ahead and prescribes continuous intravenous
feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative and a Viagra pill every four
hours.

The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks,

"What good will Viagra do for him now, Doctor?"

"It'll keep the sheets off his legs."


Ha! Ha! Ha!

Another use for it then in addition to keeping old men from rolling out of bed.

Mart

Excellent, I will tell it to one of my mates who is of the fair skin and orange hair sect! He was so badly sunburnt after last years trip to the Algarve he is now called Rock Lobster!

OUCH

Reminds me of the time my flat mate went parading his privates down a well known nudist beach,Maslins and got his tackle well & truly 'rock lobstered'

8 weeks holidays and 7 and a half of them inside wearing no pants and laying motionless on his back groaning in agony

Mind you the sunburn didn't interfere with him picking up a piece of upper class totty & getting laid so it wasn't all bad.

Maybe the sunburn was a payback for giving a Lawyer pleasure
Very hard to tell when their out of Uniform

You just don't go near them if you can help it

cheers
B....OZ

An old one but:

Got a Viagra pill stuck in my throat the other night - had a stiff neck for hours!