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My gf fancies visiting one. Anyone know of any good ones in Yorkshire?

I knew a few 'good' ones in Holland ... but more for amusement than the porn. Observing the clientele was more interesting than the movies any day ... like the African in native dress (complete with a bongo drum) plonking himself in the front row, pulling up his robe and proceeded to spank his monkey with no shame at all. Then there were the gays cruising to the toilets every time a potential convert or known acquaintance headed that way. There were also a smattering of couples who seemed quite shocked by the SM content - they obviously didn't know much about porn and this wasn't what they had expected. Combine that with the nefarious goings on in the back rows, the Jamaican accent proclaiming "man ... dat was a goood joint ... me save some for later" and many other events either funny or potentially dangerous, they were interesting places to spend a few hours. They have a totally different clientele depending on the time of day - the 3pm crowd isn't too bad and quite refined, but you couldn't say the same about the 2am perverts Some of the places had dark rooms for use by the gay customers, which are pretty sordid ... but most of the gays prefer to spend at least some time in the straight section for reasons already mentioned. The places are (or were) absolute gems for all the wrong reasons ... I've not been for years, but I assume they've evolved into more socially acceptable places these days that have an objective of making money rather than just being some sort of weird social experiment.

I know this has nothing to do with Yorkshire, bar the fact it is about sex cinemas.

"I know this has nothing to do with Yorkshire, bar the fact it is about sex cinemas"

I'm not so sure. There are a few lap dancing clubs in Leeds that match your descrition pretty darn well and before you ask I have no idea how I know that other than one evening I.................and then these lap dancers..........

....awoke next morning no idea what had taken place with a strange sensation in my rectum!

Sorry chucky but there must be a porno cinema somewhere in Yorkshire but if not give the Green Room ago in Leeds but watch them blasted lap dancers.


Bill (BXD)

They're called farms up there, aren't they?