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Chat up lines!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:40 am
by MoscowFlyer
What's the worst one u have used or have used on you? and do they actually work....................................i've never used one but surely they dont? if i were a girl they would have to be damm funny for them to work!

Re: Chat up lines!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:27 pm
by Dorrin
Best I heard was from Alan Davies on QI who recounted the story of a Landlord he knew who said to new female customers "I've got a 9 inch tongue and I breathe through my ears", classy or what?