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What's your least favourite finish by your ex on you? I had a feeling my last girlfriend was dealing so I listened in on her phone call.Her contact asked her 'Where's the dope?' 'he's just leaving!' she said and proceeded to throw my things on the front lawn.

My girlfriend left me because I posted a thread on the wrong forum.

Worst on me? All of them. Worst on them? All of them.

This actually happened on a first (which turned out to be final) date. To cut out the waffle, we essentially had a good night- meal, pub, club, a good laugh. So, we went to a well known bar which has an exceptionally late licence and is quite a good pool joint too- so, we play pool. She warns me that she is exceptional (I didn't tell her I can play a bit as well), played a couple of frames, and with a ruthless lack of consideration I drubbed her. Badly. "You're not supposed to beat me like that, on a first date!" she screamed, and ran off in tears. End of "relationship"!!!!

Tried to patch it up, but the poor girl had issues- I hope she's OK!

One more, can't resist- not necesssarily a relationship, but a woeful finish:

Halloween, last year. Got off with a foxy lady dressed as the Statue of Liberty. The bint dipped me, wallet, keys, the lot- she struck me as quite classy! I was fucking blotto, mind you! Friends suggested I tell the police- but what am I supposed to say?

"Well, son, do you have a description?"....

"Erm, aye, Occifer, she's tall, grey, spiky hat and holds a torch."

LESSON LEARNED.

Enjoy your weekend, folks.

Had another sad ex who finished with me because I beat her at squash and tennis.

Hmm well i married my ex only to find the honeymoon he booked was a club 18 - 30 for him and his mates and on his return when i filed for annulment i discovered he had also taken his 16 year old girlfriend home the night before he said i do - id say thats one mean way of ending a relationship

Kayte

its gotta be mine to take the biscuit. "Sorry I dont love you any more, i'm moving back to London to marry a porn star"...oh it must've hurt him. Yes i'm a bitch but hey, I'm with Sir James Slip and loving every minute of it!!!

not the worst but most bizarre surely......................."i can handle your smoking, drinking and all night poker sessions, they are not a problem, but your just too deep and i think it's going to mess with my karma"

this was from a someone whop didnt smoke, drink or gamble!

my response was that she would maybe like to go fourth and multiply.

In 1984, I was given an ultimatum by a then girlfriend that if I went to see Depeche Mode in concert then we finished as it happened to be on a night we used to see each other.

Guess who won? Put it this way she phoned me up to see if we could give it another shot. I told her to get stuffed.

I wonder what she's doing now?