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Naming my horse!!! Help!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:51 am
by MoscowFlyer
Folks, help needed with naming my new horse (who is a shoo-in for the Derby, if he ever learns to run forward instead of to the side - but hey we live in hope!).
A pint or six to the winner.
I would like to call him Timothy Tighthole but i fear it would be rejected by the big wigs!

Re: Naming my horse!!! Help!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:01 pm
by Bob Singleton

Epularem Canis (or is it canis epularae??? long time since I did latin)


Means (litterally) "meal for a dog" which if it's as good a horse as you say, is where it will most likely end up!


Re: Naming my horse!!! Help!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:43 pm
by laralatex
1. Biggus Dikkus! hehehe
2. Runs like a girl


I know.... what about calling him/her Donkey. Imagine the announcer saying "...and the first past the post is Donkey..." lol!


3. Michael Jackson....! I pity the poor jockey who has to ride him though!!! lol


Re: Naming my horse!!! Help!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:47 pm
by Seymour Clearly
Hoof Hearted

Re: Naming my horse!!! Help!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:21 pm
by Jacques
Hugh Jerrick-Sean


Re: Naming my horse!!! Help!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:59 pm
by stripeysydney
Camilla?

Re: Naming my horse!!! Help!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:03 pm
by steve56
neddie.

Re: Naming my horse!!! Help!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:27 pm
by nachovx
King Dong

Re: Naming my horse!!! Help!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:32 pm
by steve56
red rum.

Re: Naming my horse!!! Help!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:47 pm
by steve56
big tits.