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Chat Up Lines
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:57 pm
by Ace
Who's got a better one than this?
'Get yer crash helmet love, yer going through the headboard tonight'
More importantly, would it work on you ladies?
Re: Chat Up Lines
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:13 pm
by nachovx
Or conversely, a put down line ... "If you're trying to get inside my knickers, you can forget it ... there's already one arsehole in there".
Re: Chat Up Lines
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:16 pm
by Ace
Im sure there will be a barrage of put down lines, lets keep the flag flying for the lads for now though.
Re: Chat Up Lines
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 8:25 pm
by Michelle
This a true one.
Sat at the bar in my local, chatting to some random bloke for half an hour or so.
"you remind me of my my 16 year old daughter..... fancy coming out for a drink with me"
In true newspaper journo style I made my excuses and left
Michelle
Re: Chat Up Lines
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:57 am
by Seymour Clearly
For cockneys (or mockneys) out there....
Do you fancy spending the night on my boat?
Re: Chat Up Lines
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:33 pm
by planeterotica
Put down line, (You fancy a fuck) Oh yes please (Well fuck off)