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As I have recovered from year-long injury, I'm back at the gym and loving it. I go 5 times a week, and usually have a swim/ sauna/ jacuzzi afterwards.

Now, I'm not vain (well, my vanity must be official- I buy Men's Health magazine), but after such rigours, your skin needs it's natural moisture replenished. So, I bought Vaseline Intensive care, and give myself the all-over treatment with the lotion.

As I was moisturising tonight, a thought occurred to me- is it beneficial to moisturise your COCK? Do any of you lot moisturise your TACKLE? Or will I be a one man-experiment and report my findings?

Ladies, do you moisturise the ladyflaps? :0 Just asking!

To all of the old guard who still stick by their 1969 values and regard moisturising as an act of heinous gayness, I sincerely apologise.

Effiminacy is not as bad as chavness.

Moisturising makes thing softer dosnt it, so if you want a soft cock fudgeflaps keep rubbing it in, i want a cream you rub in that makes my cock harder. maybe there is a Viagra Intesive Care or perhaps thats where you end up if you take to many.

You used to get erection sprays ('Stay Hard' et al) but what would they have been like?- cock 'hairspray' that forms such a thick resinous coating that your todger takes three days to come down??

Nah, I don't moisturise my cock really- I bleach my anus. It's pretty sore with the Domestos...........

Used to be an Aromatherapist!Sounds like a case for Come free Oil if you ask me.
Now you can see why I stoppedfudgeflaps wrote:

> You used to get erection sprays ('Stay Hard' et al) but what
> would they have been like?- cock 'hairspray' that forms such a
> thick resinous coating that your todger takes three days to
> come down??
>
> Nah, I don't moisturise my cock really- I bleach my anus. It's
> pretty sore with the Domestos...........
>
>

i use niveas Q10 anti wrinkle day and night creams. not on me cock tho!