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Have just been informed by dear friend that there has been confdusion ovver name.
Am sitting here as usual with pretty lady and am inrormed oncerned with who likes what -HOWEVER#

The MARCUS ALLEN referrefd to is a GREAT American (NFL) star. He is also Black and consireably younger than myself. So there should be no confusion.
Anyone still confused should consult hearest shrink & send bill to DHHSS

By the state of your message I can deduce that this lady you're with must be very pretty indeed.

I, however, am sitting next to Bella Emberg. Consequently my message is error free.

AA.
She told me do not do this and inddeed I prob should not but who can talk sense to a drinker/drunk
My greatest love to Bella and indeed ALLL And if anyone should be ofended I'll set my mindear on you - she's 5 foot tall and a abso;ute KILLER!! (This is not the lady OIm drinkimg with-I am referring to my personal bodyguar)

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Apparently some people get you mixed up with Mr Marcus. I also have seen people confuse Remington Steel with Lexington Steel another well-endowed american. Quite funny really that two white english pensioners get mistaken for well-built young black men with huge willys. I mean that in the nicest possible way of course. I was brought up to respect my elders which is why I am a Ben Dover fan.

Is there any producer I have not offended with this post? Oh, yeah Phil Mc hes pretty old aswell.

But like fine wines these ancient stalwarts of brit porn just get better as the years go by.

......applied for a job with the Diplomatic Service, I see.....

Yeah but i didnt get the job. The people interveiwing me were a bunch of coffin dodgers. They were even older than Ben!

With age comes style....with style comes class....with class comes money......with money comes ANYTHING YOU FUCKING WANT!

.......by which time you're too old to do anything with it.
Money is wasted on the old. But it's all we have.

Sorry John. I forgot to include you as an elderly porn-bloke. I was watching a Ben vid the other day and you were in it as Nik Kersdown. That was a scary scene. I must admit I like you and your work even if your an OAP.

Yeah, when ever I did a cameo in any of Ben's films I was Nik Kersdown. The word play was Nik Kersdown (knickers down) and Ben Dover (bend over). Silly, but you know us pensioners have more time on our hand than we know what to do with!