The 2006 predictions thread...
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:13 pm
SPORT:-
Football:
Premiership: Champs: Chelsea; Champs league: Man U, L'Pool, Arse;
Relegated: Sunderland, West Brom, Portsmouth;
1st managerial casualty: Mick McCarthy;
CIS: dunno, Wigan; FA: Man U;
Scot Prem: Champs: Celtic; CIS: Celtic; S. Cup: Celtic;
Relegated: Dunfermline; 1st sacking: Gordon Chisholm;
Champions League: Winner of Chelsea/ Barcelona;
World Cup: Argentina.
Tennis:
Aussie Open: Federer/ Clijsters; French: Guillermo Coria/ Henin; Wimbledon: Federer/ Serena Williams; US Open: Marat Safin/ Serena Williams.
Short-lived comeback: Hingis.
Snooker:
World Champion: John Higgins.
PORN:
Performer of the year: Lara Lee
Comeback: Sandie Caine
Most popular/ successful site: JimSlip
Arses kicked off the forum: 4
Number of times Faye pissed in 2006: a very reserved 12.
POLITICS:
Casualties: Tony Blair himself.
Budget: Extra tax on fags to make them even more prohibitive: +3p
'Fucked-up-the arse' fuel prices: +a lot
Benefits: stricter measures on recipients, incapacitated people may be forced to work (it's happening now!!)
Pensions: State pension scrapped; ANARCHY IN THE UK!
Major world event: Saddam's case gets abandoned, but he remains in custody until the civil unrest abates.
MUSIC:
Breakthrough: do I care?
Revival: Morrissey
Festival headliners: Franz Ferdinand, Oasis.
Best-selling album: the Scissor Sisters' sophomore;
Come back live, for me: The Stranglers;
Tour comeback: David Bowie
Piss off, give it a rest: Keane and all fellow chancers (X-factor....)
I hate being a doomsday soothsaying type, but those C**Ts at Al-Quaeda have probably got something up their sleeve for Europe, possibly France. Like London, it wasn't a case of IF it was going to happen but a matter of WHEN. I apologise in advance if this sentiment upsets or infuriates.
Wheww!! Just a wee something to do before I hit the sack.
I know, sad, innit? !wink!
Football:
Premiership: Champs: Chelsea; Champs league: Man U, L'Pool, Arse;
Relegated: Sunderland, West Brom, Portsmouth;
1st managerial casualty: Mick McCarthy;
CIS: dunno, Wigan; FA: Man U;
Scot Prem: Champs: Celtic; CIS: Celtic; S. Cup: Celtic;
Relegated: Dunfermline; 1st sacking: Gordon Chisholm;
Champions League: Winner of Chelsea/ Barcelona;
World Cup: Argentina.
Tennis:
Aussie Open: Federer/ Clijsters; French: Guillermo Coria/ Henin; Wimbledon: Federer/ Serena Williams; US Open: Marat Safin/ Serena Williams.
Short-lived comeback: Hingis.
Snooker:
World Champion: John Higgins.
PORN:
Performer of the year: Lara Lee
Comeback: Sandie Caine
Most popular/ successful site: JimSlip
Arses kicked off the forum: 4
Number of times Faye pissed in 2006: a very reserved 12.
POLITICS:
Casualties: Tony Blair himself.
Budget: Extra tax on fags to make them even more prohibitive: +3p
'Fucked-up-the arse' fuel prices: +a lot
Benefits: stricter measures on recipients, incapacitated people may be forced to work (it's happening now!!)
Pensions: State pension scrapped; ANARCHY IN THE UK!
Major world event: Saddam's case gets abandoned, but he remains in custody until the civil unrest abates.
MUSIC:
Breakthrough: do I care?
Revival: Morrissey
Festival headliners: Franz Ferdinand, Oasis.
Best-selling album: the Scissor Sisters' sophomore;
Come back live, for me: The Stranglers;
Tour comeback: David Bowie
Piss off, give it a rest: Keane and all fellow chancers (X-factor....)
I hate being a doomsday soothsaying type, but those C**Ts at Al-Quaeda have probably got something up their sleeve for Europe, possibly France. Like London, it wasn't a case of IF it was going to happen but a matter of WHEN. I apologise in advance if this sentiment upsets or infuriates.
Wheww!! Just a wee something to do before I hit the sack.
I know, sad, innit? !wink!