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Suggesting that the object of Macdaddy's affections, and the reason for all his restraining orders, was going to appear in Emmerdale, when she's not, was not big and it wasn't clever and it wasn't funny.

Him emailing ITV and asking when she was going to be on the show, though . . . . .

No, stop it. I apologise, Mac. It's Hollyoaks.

Holy shit, he actually emailed ITV?

What a bitch.

According to this he did:



Hate to think what the poor soul at ITV thought was going on.

Looks like I may have offended the good PC Dibble as well, judging by one of his comments on the promo forum (though how he guessed I was myopic I don't know; I do refute the false goddesses claim!).

Sorry, Dibbers. If it makes you any better, you can have my place in the queue to crap on Thatcher's grave when she goes.

Oh Bugger!!!!
I was looking forward to seeing her on Emmerdale, even if it meant waiting for about a year. But we don't get Hollyoaks on NZ telly.

Mart

Oh wait, that's right---it's Home And Away.

Of course, she might be booked in for plastic surgery in Shortland Street.

Mart

is that still going in nz we had it here for about 18 months.mart wrote:

> Of course, she might be booked in for plastic surgery in
> Shortland Street.
>
> Mart

We've gone through all this before, I gave all the details of sammi J's forthcoming activities on the promotions board, and if you happen to Macdaddy reading this, it's all true....Honest. Oh, and by the way, congratulations on winning "The Stalker of the year" award.

He's going to have to try harder next year, though, Syd. Bigsmitty is ready to take his crown.

I'm kind of sorry for winding him up, but he brings it on himself. People are only too willing to help answer a question, but he sees helpfulness as a sign that they know Ms SJ's schedule and he badgers them for ages, usually without thanking them for their initial reply.

I wonder what those on the Emmerdale fans forum make of him.