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Hollywood has just experienced it's worst year for box office receipts in a long while



Can?t say I?m surprised after recent fruitless trips to my local Blockbuster store ? the shelves are now almost exclusively lined with awful formulaic piss-taking shite that has been tuned by corporate cunts, P R Men, and accounts, to appeal solely to the moronic, vacuous, teenage chav market. Every other movie seems to feature Jackie Chan or be a sequel to ?Scream? or some abysmally obnoxious ?comedy? starring Cameron Diaz. And what really pisses me off is that every other DVD cover seems to feature half a dozed twenty-something?s, arranged in a ?v? shape, on the cover. Cunts.

The corporate cunts of Hollywood have chased the chav market with vacuous, formulaic, garbage. And for a while it worked. But now even the teenage bad brains have got sick of that shit ? and that has left Hollywood nowhere to go. Serves ?em right.


Officer Dibble ? In Barry Norman mode

hollywood/blockbuster/lovefilm & co are having it bad but the latest r18 jan to dec sales via british adult shops are desperado. as of jan 2nd an internal memo was posted stating that if period one remains down the rebrand of the adult empire will close units failing their 20% target. their short fall for 05 was 33% so 06 could see british sales hit badly. wonder how many companies will ease back production or just carry on blasting away untill they have no money left with no money comming in?
malc

That's very interesting, Burt. Can' say that I'm surprised though. Speaking as a one-time consumer of adult material, I wouldn't touch any contemporary material with a barge - for reasons I've gone into umpteen times before. Yes, companies should ease back on production. Shit, they should just fucking stop if they haven?t got anyone appealing or sexually desirable to show us - which they haven?t! But I fear many of the smaller producers are just 'hobbyists' making the stuff for their own amusement and satisfied if they simply get enough back to do it all again.

I do still buy the odd item visual erotica for my own pleasure - but it's almost always pre 95 material.


Officer Dibble

"Hi Officer, as you always spend so much time trying to tell everyone else what they should be doing to adapt to your taste, is it okay for me to tell you what you should do to adapt to my taste?"

OK, sure. What's your taste then? Do you like chav birds?


"Better still, why don't you just go out and change it all yourself"

No one man, except maybe some messianic type, can change the culture of the whole western world. So, that's a non-starter. What we can do is analyse what is happening in society, why that might be, and where it all might lead. We can also analyse the tastes of individuals, what makes them tick; ask why they like this and not that. That's always fascinating.


"You clearly hate British pornography"

Yes, but it wasn't always so.


"yet you do nothing except write chav, chav, chav over and over again in all your postings."

Well, yes. But chavs and chav culture are now an integral (though negative) part of British culture and Brit porn that it's inevitable that they will be mentioned. You can't get away from it, and I certainly won't shy away from it. However, I'm a man of many parts so I'll sort out some non-chav topics later on to try and redress the balance a little. Do you like cars?


"Why don't you just move abroad?"

Funny you should say that. I was just thinking the other day what a shitty miserable place Britain has become and how it can only get worse - chavs, shitty chav culture, political correctness, rules upon rules 'n' regulations, speed cameras, traffic jams, Barrett houses the sizes of rabbit hutches. Fat Boy Prescott doing his best to make that worse. I came to entertain the idea that moving down to the old Costa Del Crime might be the thing to do - I've got pals down there. They think it's pretty laid back and groovy. I hear the birds are well turned out as well. In fact there was an article in the Sunday Times magazine a while back that highlighted just how many Britons are come to the same conclusion and leaving.


"You strike me as an intelligent and resourceful guy,"

Why, thank you kind Sir. You're obviously a man of some considerable perception.


"so I don't think you have any excuses not to be doing something to change it all."

Actually I do have one last adult entertainment project/plan left that I might go forward with (time and finances permitting). It involves classic lingerie, but most definitely not youngish chav birds.



Officer Dibble

dibbs im suprised you waste your time replying to such an unconstructive mail. all you ever do is point out the state of british porn which the consumer backs you up by not buying. simple yet the retards that post still cant quite get it.
malc

"In fact there was an article in the Sunday Times magazine a while back that highlighted just how many Britons are come to the same conclusion and leaving."

Indeed and it's mainly the ones with skills, talent and business sense who are fucking off (As well as a lot of retirement age people) thus compounding the problem in the UK. To be honest I thought the chav problem was very much over-played and from my very nice corner of the Suffolk countryside everything still looks pretty cool BUT....with more time on my hands over Christmas and the festive season taking me back to my Essex manor I saw the full horror of what England has become!

Just mooching around doing some Christmas shopping I saw brawling yobs, pissed-up loons and even one guy pissing in the high street and this was all before 4PM! After one afternoon witnessing such sights I just thought it was one of THOSE days but it seemed every time I went out over the course of several weeks the towns were like a cross between Bladerunner and Nil By Mouth.

I had planned to leave it a few years until I pissed off out of it but if possible I'd like to bugger off in 2006. Sure nowhere is perfect but somewhere with a whole lot less political correctness, no fucking speed cameras and lots of girls who look like they were designed by Pininfarina will do for a start. Such a place exists, it's not a myth...I've seen it!

Budapest. I really like it although it pisses me off how the commies fucked up parts of the city with their atrocious architecture. That said, the ghastly buildings aren't much worse than some of the eyesores in England so I'm sure I'll cope. The coolest parts of the city are fascinating and there's a good vibe (Man) in the city that draws one in.

The people (At least those I've met thus far) are good fun and have a cracking sense of humour and they hate political correctness. Work-wise they graft like fuck and take a pride in doing a good job.

Then there's the little things that just serve to smooth life out. For instance, if caught speeding (Above the limit but not really taking the piss) it's ok to just bung the copper a few bob and he'll forget it. It's not massive corruption or anything like that but just a way of avoiding day to day grief.

The climate is nice. Summers are hot and sunny and winters are cold with snow, proper seasons. Belter!

On the downside some parts of the city are rough as fuck and there's a football team there whose supporters make Millwall's loons look like Chipping Norton Lawn Tennis Club. They are evil nutters and the area around their gound (A big concrete monstrosity totally suited to them) is to be avoided when they are at home. Traffic in the city centre is a nightmare too.

Property is cheaper than here but not as cheap as you'd imagine. I spent a lot of time there in 2004 and 2005 and I dig the place.

Of course the best thing is (Some of) the women, stunningly beautiful and sexy with lavish bodies, golden skin and thick, lustrous hair. They seem to have a huge sense of style and take pride in their appearance with immaculate hair, fabulous clothes and often an intoxicating perfume to top things off. It's a heady brew!