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Nobbing
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:51 am
by Pervert
Never mind this miserable stuff, let's talk about something important.
A mate of mine (you don't know him, so I won't bother naming him; hell, you don't know me either, but don't let that stop me) recently had sex.
With a lady.
Wayhey, result!
He got to touch her and everything.
Of course, it now burns whenever he pees, but . . . wayhey!!!
Re: Nobbing
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:33 pm
by Jacques
Shitting badgers on pogo sticks!!!
A real one?
Wow!!!!
Re: Nobbing
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:48 pm
by Cactus Jack
I remember a time, before I got married & had kids, I almost had sex with a genuine woman.
Aah, those were the days...sniff !tears!
Re: Nobbing
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:11 am
by Deuce Bigolo
Pass on my congrats to your friend
Pity he missed my lecture on proper utilisation of the full body condom
because that burning feeling smarts like hell,so I've been told
Still on the upside theres a potential 2nd date waiting to happen down at the local clinic,eh?
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Nobbing
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:51 am
by Pervert
I don't really have a friend, Buttsy. I was just hoping to impress folk by living vicariously through someone else's experiences.
Hey, it works for the Chavmaster!
Re: Nobbing
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:34 am
by Deuce Bigolo
Neither have I but I have loads of acquaintances
Works out quite well because I never get invites to all those tedious events...weddings,funerals etc
Living vicariously in a fantasy realm sounds spot on,
certainly beats living in reality where every thought is aimed towards
'what can I whinge about next on the forum'
The interest that the Mac Daddy Saga has generated says it all to me
about where this forum is at
cheers
B....OZ