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You know you're watching bad porn when....
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:36 am
by Jacques
Ok some Friday afternoon fun.
Complete the following sentence 'You know you're watching bad porn when....'
*You know you're watching bad porn when you recognise the hotel it was made in from the decor alone*
Re: You know you're watching bad porn when....
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:54 am
by Pervert
It's part of Officer Dibble's Toilet Duck sale? (Only kidding, Ossifer!)
Max Hardcore is in it?
You find yourself whistling along with the music?
You can't see naked flesh for ugly tattoos?
Some "stud" is having his ego massaged by constantly being told how big his dick is?
Re: You know you're watching bad porn when....
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:15 pm
by stripeysydney
When you spend more time looking at the scar tissue on the models bad boob job...
Re: You know you're watching bad porn when....
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:36 pm
by steve56
the musics out of tune.
Re: You know you're watching bad porn when....
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:59 pm
by planeterotica
When you cant even be bothered to jerk off!happy!
Re: You know you're watching bad porn when....
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:27 pm
by crofter
When Pascal the Bonking Belgian appears??
I reckon Ben Dover should sign him up as a body double for that "Mr. Muscle" dude.
Re: You know you're watching bad porn when....
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:42 pm
by random hero
when you pay more attention to the set/decoration......
ive had a few occasions like this
Re: You know you're watching bad porn when....
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:12 am
by Cenobitez
I have done the hotel thing many many times hehehehe
Re: You know you're watching bad porn when....
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:44 am
by Jock Strap
The bird in it looks like your mum.
Oh wait...it IS your mum!