The Holy Grail of Porn
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:45 pm
There are three kinds of pornfans. The first casually looks for the novelty of a new type not previously seen, savoring each unique sight and experience. The second is the Mac Daddy, obsessed with a single performer on an endless quest to have a big wank. The Third is the perfectionist, endlessly combing the internet, seedy back streets and porn emporiums for the one ultimate find that will invalidate the need for further searching: the Holy Grail of Porn.
The Holy Grail will vary from person to person depending on taste, of course, but it is nearly always characterised by the fact that its mythical allure cannot be accurately articulated, which is probably due to the fact that it doesn't even fucking exist in the first place. This daunts the seeker not one bit, as he moves like a hunter in the night, stalking his prey from one almost-grail to another, cherishing each before rejecting it for one a fraction of a degree closer to his ever-shifting notion of perfection.
So, what's your Holy Grail or almost-grail of porn?
The Holy Grail will vary from person to person depending on taste, of course, but it is nearly always characterised by the fact that its mythical allure cannot be accurately articulated, which is probably due to the fact that it doesn't even fucking exist in the first place. This daunts the seeker not one bit, as he moves like a hunter in the night, stalking his prey from one almost-grail to another, cherishing each before rejecting it for one a fraction of a degree closer to his ever-shifting notion of perfection.
So, what's your Holy Grail or almost-grail of porn?