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Has anyone suffered from this rare condition? There is one known remedy, which ivoloves the drinking of juice from a furry cup. Uphill gardening is good for it too, apparently. Never really been scared of the baird myself...... growling at the badger is my favourite past-time.

Anybody suffered from these dubious ailments:

-minge mites
-parson's cock
-cappuccino fanny
-Nescafe arse
-arsebiscuits
-sore pubes

Feedback would be great.

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*yes, I'm hungover. I'm going for the ol' hair of the dog, but the gf doesn't like me eating her hair...........


MAAAAAAAAAAAAATRON!!!!!

minge mites are irritating, but BEWARE of the Almighty Dangerous "Crotch Lobsters" !grin!

I take it some forumites own Viz's Rogers Profanosaurus Book?

I made most of them up, actually!! But, yes, the profanisaurus (1) is excellent for euphemism.

More:

-varicose scrotum (3)
-cancer of the pubes (2)
-phallic stilton. (4)

I wouldn't try and pass off someone else's material as my own.

Maybe in future I should have a bibliography and reference section in my posts?

References:

(1) Roger's profanisaurus, Viz.
(2), (3), (4), Fudgeflaps 5/2/06.

!wink!

And another...

!tumbleweed!

No, but I know a few.