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You sure do get a few belters..............

.....the classic example being that you have more chance of being eaten/ attacked by a shark than winning the lottery.

Which begs the question:

What if you live in a land-locked country???!

!grin!

Loan Shark?

That is if you live in a landlocked country. Odds are much shorter elsewhere.

I think there's more chance of the International Space Station landing on your arse while you're on a downward thrust on your favourite film star in a display window at Harrods, watched by the Pope and Saddam Hussein on Shergar, while Elvis belts out his new song.

I'm quid's in, then!