Mull Of Kintyre
Posted: Tue May 14, 2002 7:38 pm
What an innocent i am. Before watching Sex on TV tonight, i'd always thought that Mull of Kintyre was either:
1: an island off the West coast of Scotland, or
2: one of the most boring records of all time.
Little did i realise that the main function of Mull of Kintyre is to act as a guideline as to the state of excitement of the penis which can legitimately be shown on television. Don't beliieve me? Then get out your maps and see for yourself. I wonder if the island's M.P is known as The Semi- Erect Member for The Western Isles.
1: an island off the West coast of Scotland, or
2: one of the most boring records of all time.
Little did i realise that the main function of Mull of Kintyre is to act as a guideline as to the state of excitement of the penis which can legitimately be shown on television. Don't beliieve me? Then get out your maps and see for yourself. I wonder if the island's M.P is known as The Semi- Erect Member for The Western Isles.
