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Deadly pensioners in Nissan Micras

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:09 pm
by jimslip
Here's a funny biking story, hurtling along on "The Blade" to-day, I came accross an old lady in a Nissan Micra with both her outside mirrors folded in. I politely signalled to her to stop and knocked on her window and asked why she had the mirrors folded in, she answered, "I'm not going very far, so I didn't think I needed them" I explained politely, that they were a useful tool, to help her from pulling out and killing people like me, to which she replied, "Oh I never thought of that dear!"

All I could think of was the famous saying from a certain Victor Meldew............

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!


Re: Deadly pensioners in Nissan Micras

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:14 pm
by myson
And you didn't take the opportunity to chat her up to be in one of your videos Jim? !grin!!grin!

Myson


Re: Deadly pensioners in Nissan Micras

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:19 pm
by jimslip
I think I was too stunned with disbelief to take the opportunity! But on reflection, varicose veins, deaf-aids, dentures and support stockings don't really "rock my boat"............yet!


Re: Deadly pensioners in Nissan Micras

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:31 pm
by Letch
Sorry Jim

But from what I've seen, your not that far off from owning a Micra yourself !wink!!wink!!wink!. Or will you move on to a Gold Wing, same thing!!

Anyway as I work for Nissan, I would like to point out the demographic age group has come down to the Mid 40's for the Micra and 25-30 for the Micra Convertible.


Re: Deadly pensioners in Nissan Micras

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:16 pm
by jimslip
Thanks for the insult! But anyway there must be a glitch in your stats as there is certainly a cluster of people in their 70's around here, driving Micras..............and they are all a pain in the arse!


Re: Deadly pensioners in Nissan Micras

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:15 am
by Von Boy
Hey Jim

great idea.........What about you having sex with an elderly lady on a "Stenner stair lift" ??.....................you could stop either half way up or half way down ??????? think of the exciting camera angles !!! I don't think PRIVATE have covered that one ....yet!

!wink!!wink!


Re: Deadly pensioners in Nissan Micras

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:14 pm
by Fred
Reverse cowgirl with colostomy bag & zimmer frame. Lovely.