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Prescott Admits To Affair!!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:28 am
by Gaslight
Deputy Prime Minister has admitted to a two year affair with his secretary.
What I want to know is, will he now be known as John "Two Shags" Prescott!! !grin!
Re: Prescott Admits To Affair!!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:49 am
by Jacques
No 'Two Slags' and the bint he was shagging was Fay Bentos
Re: Prescott Admits To Affair!!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:57 am
by Von Boy
When i heard the news i suddenly felt very ....
!sick!
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Part of Speech: adjective 1
Definition: not healthy
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!sick!!sick!!sick!!sick!!sick!!sick!
Re: Prescott Admits To Affair!!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:30 am
by Jacques
Just imagine it writhing and sweating away on top of you...........
Re: Prescott Admits To Affair!!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:06 am
by Steve R
So much for lunch.
Re: Prescott Admits To Affair!!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:07 am
by Fred
Well he did say he wanted to be played by Marlon Brando. What he didn't specify was at what age !grin!
Re: Prescott Admits To Affair!!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:24 am
by TheProf
Perhaps underneath,Jacques..while attending to cabinet papers.The labour of love...
Re: Prescott Admits To Affair!!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:02 am
by fudgeflaps
With what?
A kebab?
Re: Prescott Admits To Affair!!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:07 am
by Jacques
Nah Faye Bentos!
Re: Prescott Admits To Affair!!
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:44 pm
by mrmcfister
Prestcott is an odious twerp..the Mirror apparently phoned him yesterday and he had to tell 'Marlene' and Blair.I would have loved to be the one letting him know the good news.Of course I dont know 'Marlene' and she will rightly feel devastated but as for Prestcott.... bollocks..I remember well him going on about Tory sleaze.And the thought of him running the country if anything happens to Blair ?..........well it beggars belief.