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I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out
dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home
feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go
collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on
your first day. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your
retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you are generally promiscuous and you get
ready for secondary school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central
heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you
finish off as an orgasm.

It wouldn't work & would be freaky........

For starters the first 10 years of your life would be spent pissing yourself and unable to speak due to no-one teaching you language. Even if someone tried to teach you to speak you'd be unable to remember what you've learnt! Also your children will be 20-30 years older than you!

By the time your memory was improving you'd be in one hell of a rush to learn to speak/add & subtract as well as read & write before your 1st day at work. You'd be sacked within days.

Your now 30 years old and you can finally manage an erection and keep it (if you're lucky) Also around this time your parents will be 'born' (in your funny way!)

At 60 years old you're finally having sex with respectably attractive women and your children will dying off one by one.

At 74 all your children are dead and you have your final exams within the 1st week of your school life. Whats freaky is that after 44 years of having sex you will now be banned from doing so even though you're hornier than you've ever been in your entire life and worse yet, you are finding yourself getting erections over 14-15 year old girls.

At 84 you start getting in the bath with your mum, at 86 you start sucking your mothers nipples on public transport, and at 90 years of age you lay in a strangers hands as he/she shoves your head up your mothers vagina.

Just before you die, you experiance your mum & dads orgasms (you don't experiance one yourself I should point out!)

Very freaky indeed. Please stay away from me !sick! !wink!

the phrase 'trying to be funny' springs to mind.

Very good, Sam !happy!