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Oooh that was good to see. GWB is a complete joke.

Yes.......

Didn't he walk past Bush (at the end) really quickly to acknowledge/talk to others. Amazing and how humiliating for Bush.

PC

I thought it could have been a lot funnier and a lot more scathing. I didn't get a lot of the references either. Considering he was standing next to the biggest arsehole in the world and he could have said anything I think it was an opportunity only half-taken.

Having watched the whole clip, I don't think Bush *was* humiliated.

He would have needed to UNDERSTAND what was being said to be humiliated, but he just sat there with the normal vacant/stupid look on his face he always has when someone else is saying something he doesn't understand (and that's about 99.5% of the time) and laughing when everyone else laughs, just in case someone *has* said something funny.

I got that a lot of it was subtle I just thought it could have been funnier.

I believe in this president

Stephen Colbert
Tuesday May 2, 2006
Guardian

The appearance of a George Bush impressionist alongside the real thing at the White House correspondents' dinner this weekend was seen across the world, but the speech that followed - by Stephen Colbert, a colleague of the American satirist Jon Stewart - was a lot less chummy. Below is an edited extract from the address.

"Mr President and first lady, my name is Stephen Colbert and it's my privilege tonight to celebrate our president. We're not so different, he and I. We get it. We're not members of the fact police. We go straight from the gut, right sir? That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say I did look it up, and that's not true.

Next time look it up in your gut. I did. My gut tells me that's how our nervous system works. Every night on my show, the Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, ok? I give people the truth, unfiltered by rational argument. I call it the no-fact zone. Fox news, I own the copyright on that term.

I'm a simple man with a simple mind, with a simple set of beliefs that I live by. Number one, I believe in America. I believe it exists. My gut tells me I live there. I feel that it extends from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and I strongly believe it has 50 states. I believe in democracy. I believe democracy is our greatest export. At least until China figures out a way to stamp it out in plastic for three cents a unit.

I believe the government that governs best is the government that governs least. And by these standards, we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq. And though I am a committed Christian, I believe that everyone has the right to their own religion, be it Hindu, Jewish or Muslim. I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal saviour.

Ladies and gentlemen, I believe it's yoghurt. But I refuse to believe it's not butter. Most of all I believe in this president.

Now, I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us; we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in "reality." And reality has a well-known liberal bias.

So, Mr President, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half full, because 32% means its two-thirds empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash. Don't pay attention to the approval ratings that say 68% of Americans disapprove of the job this man is doing. I ask you this, does that not also logically mean that 68% approve of the job he's not doing? Think about it.

I haven't. I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he has stood on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.
The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday, that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change, this man's beliefs never will. "

Guardian Unlimited ? Guardian Newspapers Limited 2006

Mart

I loved every minute of it! Very British humour there. And what a f**kin' brave guy to say all those things right in front of him too! But then, as has been said, maybe he reasoned that the c**t wouldn't understand most of it anyway. Say, after that I vote that Colbert guy to be made an honorary Brit! Great British type humour. I especially loved the Rocky, Titanic and Greenhouse Effect jokes. LOL

And The Colbert Report ain't a bad show either, but I still like The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.