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Britain's Biggest Spenders

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:07 am
by dave78
Did anyone watch this on ITV1 last night?? What a bunch of colossal pricks they all were! Unbelievable sad cases. I don't actually know who was the most irritating twat of them all. It could have been the poor man's barbie-doll who had ran up ?80 grand's worth of debt using credit cards, spending left right and centre on cosmetic surgery, clothes, being chauffeur driven to celeb bashes (WTF?!) and her poor little dog. Thinking about it, the multi-millionaire from Manchester has to get the gong. He spent 6 million in a month, including buying a town in Bulgaria that he has 'thoughtfully' named after himself (he also refers to himself as 'No. 1'). He wears his D&G boxers once before binning them, beleives that he'll live to 140 due to the growth hormones that he takes, but best of all he thinks that he looks the part with his over-inflated water-melon-like biceps and pecs, and his burnt orange, pock-marked complexion. He may be a self-made millionaire and respect to him for that but, as a person, he's a shallow, narrow-minded prick. It really made me laugh when he took his mate over to Marbella to see his new pad. His mate could not have blown any more smoke up his backside telling him that he was right at the heart of the creme-de-la-creme of Europe. He may as well have sucked him off!


Re: Britain's Biggest Spenders

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:30 am
by Boo2
dave78 wrote:

Thinking about
> it, the multi-millionaire from Manchester has to get the gong.
> He spent 6 million in a month, including buying a town in
> Bulgaria that he has 'thoughtfully' named after himself (he
> also refers to himself as 'No. 1'). He wears his D&G boxers
> once before binning them, beleives that he'll live to 140 due
> to the growth hormones that he takes, but best of all he thinks
> that he looks the part with his over-inflated water-melon-like
> biceps and pecs, and his burnt orange, pock-marked complexion.
> He may be a self-made millionaire and respect to him for that
> but, as a person, he's a shallow, narrow-minded prick. It
> really made me laugh when he took his mate over to Marbella to
> see his new pad. His mate could not have blown any more smoke
> up his backside telling him that he was right at the heart of
> the creme-de-la-creme of Europe. He may as well have sucked him
> off!

I?m not sure I believe how he supposedly made his fortune. Some kind of personal fitness guru to the stars and car supplier to the stars. There?s no real evidence of either, if you check him out.

What made me laugh most was him making out he was some kind of babe magnet. Standing by the beach boasting about pulling...?yeah, we?ve got the money and the bling and the bodies? ...it would of been priceless had his mate then chimed in with ?yeah, but just one snag, you?ve got a boat race like Jackie Stallone?. He was supposedly only 31, but looked 45. I can believe he is 30-35 because of his voice, unless that was an effect of the GH.


Re: Britain's Biggest Spenders

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:09 am
by dave78
You're right, he did look like a freak, and I guess you really have to consider the reputability of his claim about how he made his millions? It's amusing that he uses the moniker 'No.10, which he has tatooed on his arms and back. Obviously, this could be read as 'no one' which is an accurate depiction of the guy. Money isn't everything.


Re: Britain's Biggest Spenders

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:21 am
by Boo2
dave78 wrote:

> It's amusing that he uses the moniker
> 'No.10, which he has tatooed on his arms and back. Obviously,
> this could be read as 'no one' which is an accurate depiction
> of the guy. Money isn't everything.
>

No doubt he has "No.#1" tattooed on his knob as well. 'Numero Uno Knobbo' is also an accurate depiction.


Re: Britain's Biggest Spenders

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:28 pm
by Arginald Valleywater
Was the saddest yet funniest prog of the year. Who was the bottle blonde mongrel? She was hilariously going on about hollywood making a film about her life. Was it the new Lassie film? She was mutton dressed as more mutton. Her high profile friends included Christophher Biggins, enough said.

Mr property developer was priceless, he must know the price of every item in his flat. I bet he uses ?5 to wipe his arse with. I also noticed the distinct lack of women in his life.........I imagine the has to pay for every shag he gets. Best things were his Louis Vuitton football and custom Rolex, tacky as fuck.

Re: Britain's Biggest Spenders

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:07 pm
by dave78
yeah, souped-up, pumped-up chav prick who obviously has to buy his friends and his ladies.


Re: Britain's Biggest Spenders

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:41 am
by davewells
Slightly sadder than Beckhams party prog I'd say. Dreadful, dreadful cheap telly.