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England 2-0 Trinidad

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:45 pm
by spunkie
So we've beaten the mighty Trinidad 2 - 0! Well done! Im sure Argentina, Holland, Spain and Brazil are quaking in their boots! We can only thank FIFA for the favourable draw they presented us with, this is possibly the only group we could have qualified from. What does it take before people start to realise that England are nothing more than a competent hard working team that will beat poorer teams but not world class teams. Mark my words England will lose to the first quality side they face so prepare for dissappointment!
Disgusted of London!

Re: England 2-0 Trinidad

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:19 pm
by chatterji
Two terrible performances, but unsurprising as basically we don't have any strikers. If Rooney and Owen are fit we'll look more threatening and might be able to finish chances. If Eriksson ever recognises that, for whatever reason, Lampard and Gerrard can't play together, and uses Carrick to partner either of them we might see either of those two perform to their exceptional Premiership levels.

Crouch? I'd laugh if it wasn't so humiliating. The media has built him up into a goal scorer. Let's see him score against a decent side. Let's see him convert more than ten per cent of his chances. He's not even good in the air. He's just tall. Sigh.

Re: England 2-0 Trinidad

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:57 pm
by Rude Boy
I didn't even get to see Crouch do his robotics, gutted! I'm being very disloyal anyway and I'm rooting for the Czech Republic instead in a shameless effort to suck up to my chums from Prague, the "Holy Trinity" of Anetta Keys, Adriana Malkova and Silvia Saint.

I wish there was such thing as a "Hot Looking Girls World Cup." But I suppose it would be a very predictable affair with Hungary and the Czech Republic contesting each final. Hell, would England even qualify?

Re: England 2-0 Trinidad

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:13 pm
by IdolDroog
I know what you're talking about rudey, even if the rest of the them are semi-ignorant lol, and no, England wouldn't really qualify. Although theres a lot of hot looking women about -judging by the porn output from said countries alone itd be an easy victory for the eastern europeans hehe

as for England playing football..ahem....bit shit again eh? I think you are a little off the mark spunkie - we are a world class side with world class players and solid everywhere (except up front at this exact moment) - but we just arent playing well....we are certainly more than "competent", hopefully we'll get to prove that.hmm!

Itll be interesting to see what happens now seeing as we are potentially facing bloody Germany in the 2nd fucking round dependant on ours and their next match. Either way its gonna be a quiet summer if they don't pull their fingers out. Having said that -at the moment only Italy, Argentina and Spain have player well..

Re: England 2-0 Trinidad

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:27 pm
by Rude Boy
Are you impressed that I managed to shoehorn a Euro Babe mention into a football thread? Here's another one...Peter Crouch is exactly the same height as two Tiffany Diamonds.

Re: England 2-0 Trinidad

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:53 pm
by IdolDroog
lol nice try...and rather shocking I tried to work out in my head if that was tru or not............wow, ive definitely caught the sun today.

Re: England 2-0 Trinidad

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:00 pm
by Rude Boy
Ok then clever trousers, here's a genuine Euro Babe/World Cup question for you. Which Euro stunner porn' star shagged Brazil ace Ronaldinho?

Re: England 2-0 Trinidad

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:39 pm
by Dopey
The England team were woeful until they inecplicably improved when Rooney came on. Should these ooverpaid stars have to wait for an enthusiastic teenager to come on before they play with anything like desire? And when will people realise that Beckham is a tournament choker. Remember France '98? Sent off. Remember the last World Cup? OK, he might've had a bit of an injury before the World Cup, but christ he was fucking dreadful. The missed penalties in the last European Championships? It all adds up. Maybe a sports psychologist could help him? I dunno.
Paul Robinson looked anything but safe in goal at times too.

Re: England 2-0 Trinidad

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:49 pm
by IdolDroog
oh er rudey..i dunno, but im depressed at the thought of any of them! ronaldo has had a lot ofbeautiful women specially for the most retarded looking person ive ever seen. I dont know if i want to hazard a guess..........................................................................sandy? no...she doesnt even know what sex is apparently.....um.....silvia? hm....i duno. wish id read this earlier because now i have to wait til tomorrow to find out....when u do reveal all please include details hehe