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1. Cold callers
2. Caravans
3. Queue-jumpers
4. James Blunt
5. Traffic wardens
6. People who tailgate
7. Brown-nosers
8. Chantelle and Preston from Big Brother
9. Ex-smokers
10. Noisy neighbours

Wasn't there room for, 'Pointless, stupid polls' in the top ten?

I despise pointless, stupid polls......oh and Presten & Chantelle.... !furious!

Lol!! First reply and he hit's the nail on the head - what a bunch of 'James Blunt's'

Was reading a few of my g/f's magazines the other day (bored, honest) and they were just full of horror stories about 'cancers', 'cheating hubbies' and fucking 'pointless, stupid polls' lol!

Ha ha, it would be funny to have 'pointless, stupid polls' at #1 of a 'Poinless, stupid poll' wouldn't you think?

!laugh!

What about call centres in that list Jacques and not just Chantelle and her boyfriend but any of these so-called talentless 'celebrities'.

Not my list.

In no particular order.

Preston & Chantelle from BB I mean, Chantelle's pretty mingin, & I thought Prestons music was 'ok' till I saw how the guy acted. He's a complete prat.

Call centres where little english is on display Have you 'ever' tried to ask for a particular restaurant these days, to someone with hardly any english at all? You have to spell everything out, letter by friggin letter @ about ?1.50 a minute or something. A total money spinner.

Junk e-mails Especially the newsletters you've never subscribed to, but to unsubscribe, you are sent to a web site, and have to fill in 3 questionaires just for them to leave you alone.....only for them to start re-sending you newsletters 3 weeks later.

DIY TV programmes How many programmes do we need, to see idiots 'do up' peoples gardens/houses with shit? For christs sake!

Teenage girls, dress sense Why do teenage girls that are overweight where skin tight hipsters, that are 2 sizes too small, with short crop tops? There's more humps & bumps on display than fabric. Surely they have mirrors at home?

Kids who think it's cool to be dumb Why does it seem that the school kids of today think it's 'cool' to be as stupid as possible? Is it years of 'left wing' hippy teachers telling school kids to never tease the dunce? Teasing dunces is horrid for the kid I suppose but at least they had an incentive to be as clever as possible. These days, if you're IQ is around your shoe size, you're looked up to by the other kids.......insane! My gran always said 'sometimes you have to be cruel, to be kind' and in this case, she's spot on.

Fat people at McDonalds Who take forever ordering their food when there's a queue, and after ordering 2 whoppers, a chicken burger with supersize fries, then specifically ask for 'diet coke'. They can't have normal coke or they'll kick off big time! Only 'diet coke' will do thank you very much. They always have a bag of Jelly Babies in their hand while they're standing in the queue as well.

Womens articles in magazines It's all about people dying, kids with deformities, and 'bastard' men who've happened to have rogered their sister & best friend. So if you're wife's in a depressed mood sometimes, take the fucking magazines off her. Anyone would be depressed reading all that shite!

Horoscopes WHAT IS THE POINT PEOPLE? The positions of the stars are in completely different places to what they were 600 years ago. So how can you be Aquarious being born in February when these days you'd have to be born in around the New Year to be the same starsign. Of course everything they say is completely true......................

Left & Right wingers Aka: Left & Right 'whingers'. Why does everyone have either dumb 'hardline' stances towards life, or stupid 'left wing' approaches, like they're living in 'cloud cuckoo land'? Why can't people see that sometimes a left wing stance is correct on one particular subject, and a 'hard line' stance on another subject, and sometimes somewhere in between is preferable? Whats the point of being 'hard line' for hard lines sake? Completely dumb.

Ok, I feel better now..............

The Royal Family - Are they really needed any more?
Polititions - In the age of the internet, it would probably be easier and cheaper to hold referendums on everything than it is to keep however many polititions and Lords in their self serving jobs.
Celebrities - To me "Celebrity" means someone who get's paid a large amount of money for doing a small amount of something that I wouldn't even class as work, probably isn't that good at it either, and more than likely would never be able to get a proper job should the need arise. Footballers, Actors, "musicians" and TV "personalities" all fall into this category.
People who whinge about traffic wardens - If you're too much of a useless cunt to be able to park your car correctly then you shouldn't be driving one in the first place.
Chavs and Pikeys - any number of reasons.
Asshole drivers - people who tailgate, don't signal, park where they shouldn't, drive after drinking, speed or sound their horn repeatedly because they're impatient cunts should all be shot.

I also feel a little better.

Sam Slater wrote:

> Call centres where little english is on display Have you
> 'ever' tried to ask for a particular restaurant these days, to
> someone with hardly any english at all? You have to spell
> everything out, letter by friggin letter @ about ?1.50 a minute
> or something. A total money spinner.


I was on the phone to a couple of differant Call Centers today, they had no problem understanding me, or me understanding them, they were just fucking THICK AS DOG SHIT, total fucking retards. !swear!


> Junk e-mails Especially the newsletters you've never
> subscribed to, but to unsubscribe, you are sent to a web site,
> and have to fill in 3 questionaires just for them to leave you
> alone.....only for them to start re-sending you newsletters 3
> weeks later.


Email Auto-Ban works a treat for me. !grin!


> Teenage girls, dress sense Why do teenage girls that are
> overweight where skin tight hipsters, that are 2 sizes too
> small, with short crop tops? There's more humps & bumps on
> display than fabric. Surely they have mirrors at home?


It's a competition, to see who can be the best at looking like a Nuclear Bomb Site, without the Radiation. !laugh!


> Fat people at McDonalds Who take forever ordering their
> food when there's a queue, and after ordering 2 whoppers, a
> chicken burger with supersize fries, then specifically ask for
> 'diet coke'. They can't have normal coke or they'll kick off
> big time! Only 'diet coke' will do thank you very much. They
> always have a bag of Jelly Babies in their hand while they're
> standing in the queue as well.


Cause if they didn't have a bag of Jelly Babies in their hands, they would be overly top-heavy without a Centre of Gravity to keep them in place. !laugh!


> Womens articles in magazines It's all about people
> dying, kids with deformities, and 'bastard' men who've happened
> to have rogered their sister & best friend. So if you're wife's
> in a depressed mood sometimes, take the fucking magazines off
> her. Anyone would be depressed reading all that shite!


If she's bored, your NOT fucking her enough, get fucking her, stop her mind being bored. If that don't work, exchange her for a "newer version", LOL. !wicked!


> Left & Right wingers Aka: Left & Right 'whingers'. Why
> does everyone have either dumb 'hardline' stances towards life,
> or stupid 'left wing' approaches, like they're living in 'cloud
> cuckoo land'? Why can't people see that sometimes a left wing
> stance is correct on one particular subject, and a 'hard line'
> stance on another subject, and sometimes somewhere in between
> is preferable? Whats the point of being 'hard line' for hard
> lines sake? Completely dumb.


My Step-Dad, who I consider to be Racist, Sexist, Ageist, etc, he thinks some of my views are "too hardline", LOL. !grin!

I do have some hardline views, but I also think some of the things that are happening nowadays need to be relaxed a bit, too strict n shit. WTF is the point of being too extreme, Left or Right, if you have no middle ground? I agree with you on that point, if you cant do a midway agreement, your too much of a rigid ass.


> Ok, I feel better now..............


Oh, you finished your "Rant" then?

laugh! laugh! laugh! laugh! laugh! laugh!

slamdaddy wrote:

> The Royal Family - Are they really needed any more?

The Royal Family, whatever the general public feeling, DO STILL bring alot of trade into this coutry, we need as much trade as we can, after Thatcher & her Cunt-erites sold off all our industry's, we are virtually a fucked up dead country nowadays.


> Polititions - In the age of the internet, it would probably be
> easier and cheaper to hold referendums on everything than it is
> to keep however many polititions and Lords in their self
> serving jobs.


They need to DIE!


> Celebrities - To me "Celebrity" means someone who get's paid a
> large amount of money for doing a small amount of something
> that I wouldn't even class as work, probably isn't that good at
> it either, and more than likely would never be able to get a
> proper job should the need arise. Footballers, Actors,
> "musicians" and TV "personalities" all fall into this category.


As a whole, there is no such thing as a Real Celebrity nowadays, dont get me started on Footballers, HOW THE FUCK can some little prick who can kick a football think he is a Celebrity, GET A FUCKING LIFE!

Professional Actors of the 1920's - 1970's were Real Celebrities, to a certain degree.

Not all, but most of the Mainstream Actors (male & female) are fucking useless as human beings.