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This book must be read - especially by you wankers!

If only I had had this information 35 years ago. Bless you for sharing it with us. lol A least it seems a less painful way of weaning one off the self abuse than a Victorian, patented, device that involved clamping a tube with spikes on the inside, round ones todger. Apparently used by fathers to prevent morale sapping nocturnal emissions in their teenage sons.

As Woody Allen said 'Dont knock masturbation. Its sex with the one you love'.

Give up the fags now,ladies...I'm sure some of you can think of something else to pop into your mouths !wink!

Fuck me.. I should've been dead decades ago according to this book. The authors obviously haven't discovered porn yet.

In the words of a song we used to sing on the bus back from matches;

"Squeeze it, tease it, slap it on the floor,
Spank it, wank it, shut it in the door,
Some people say that masturbation should be banned,
I prefer to go to bed with my plonker in my hand!"

I love the bit where it says that masturbation destroys my business life. If it wasn't for masturbation I wouldn't have a business at all.