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The X Factor
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:23 pm
by Jacques
The only thing that would make this remotely watchable is if Sharon Osbourne rammed a small bust of Horatio Nelson up Simon Cowells mimsy whilst refering to him as a cuntsalad flangeyeybrow bumtractor shitsquirrel.
Re: The X Factor
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:31 pm
by dynatech
It would be good also if the shameless idiots that enter - especially the talentless freaks in the opening auditions - were shot dead as they leave the room.
Re: The X Factor
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:34 pm
by Jacques
Now that is a damn good idea
Re: The X Factor
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:46 pm
by colonel
Its utter contemptible chav-directed, rip off the chavs shit; but I like Sharon Osbourne. Don Arden's daughter- I wasn't surprised when Jack Osbourne won that celebrity boxing match- and keeping Ozzy sane, happy and contented.
Although her chat show will be shit.
Re: The X Factor
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:28 pm
by mrchapel
Aw fuck not this shit again, it symbolises ever reason why music is entrenched in the shitter.
Re: The X Factor
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:12 am
by slamdaddy
dynatech wrote:
> It would be good also if the shameless idiots that enter -
> especially the talentless freaks in the opening auditions -
> were shot dead as they leave the room.
As they leave? No, no, no! Much better to shoot everyone as they enter the building. Get the panel, the wannabes, and those 2 useless geordie twats And and Dec.
Re: The X Factor
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:04 am
by steve56
cant stand the woman,Jacques wrote:
> The only thing that would make this remotely watchable is if
> Sharon Osbourne rammed a small bust of Horatio Nelson up Simon
> Cowells mimsy whilst refering to him as a cuntsalad
> flangeyeybrow bumtractor shitsquirrel.
Re: The X Factor
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:35 am
by Ace
Re: The X Factor
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:53 am
by Jacques
Rolfmayo!!! !laugh!
