newsletter!!
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:28 pm
Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really
come together as a group and I love that!
However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of
the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns:
First of all: While it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we
should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to
avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we
need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning roster -
have you?
I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the
Halal toaster/griller).
Second: It's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying
to scare the hell out of most of the world's population, okay? That
means that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the
background or keep doing the 'Wasssuuup' thing. Thanks.
Third: Food. I bought a box of Bega cheese recently, clearly wrote
"Ossy" on the front, and put it on the top shelf of the fridge. Today, two of
my Bega slices were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance
ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. And Please - do not
chant "Ossy, Ossy, Ossy. Oii Oii Oii" when I ride past on the donkey.
Thanks.
Fifth: Graffiti. Whoever wrote "OSAMA F**** DONKEYS" on the group
toilet wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was
relieving myself at the edge of the mountain.
Sixth: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse
that the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the
edge of the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkey's
there is a grey area).
Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soliders in disguise
trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for
them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave.
Love you lots, Group Hug. Os.
PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag.
Cut it out, it's not funny anymore.
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come together as a group and I love that!
However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of
the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns:
First of all: While it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we
should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to
avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we
need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning roster -
have you?
I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the
Halal toaster/griller).
Second: It's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying
to scare the hell out of most of the world's population, okay? That
means that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the
background or keep doing the 'Wasssuuup' thing. Thanks.
Third: Food. I bought a box of Bega cheese recently, clearly wrote
"Ossy" on the front, and put it on the top shelf of the fridge. Today, two of
my Bega slices were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance
ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. And Please - do not
chant "Ossy, Ossy, Ossy. Oii Oii Oii" when I ride past on the donkey.
Thanks.
Fifth: Graffiti. Whoever wrote "OSAMA F**** DONKEYS" on the group
toilet wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was
relieving myself at the edge of the mountain.
Sixth: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse
that the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the
edge of the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkey's
there is a grey area).
Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soliders in disguise
trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for
them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave.
Love you lots, Group Hug. Os.
PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag.
Cut it out, it's not funny anymore.
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