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Wayne, Coleen and Michael, threesome?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:28 pm
by NandoRick
Insulted Rooney 'Flattens Football Star'

Wayne Rooney has reportedly punched a fellow Premiership footballer for asking if his fiancee wanted a "threesome". Rooney was on a night out with partner Coleen McLoughlin and some friends at the plush Panacea restaurant in Manchester. According to reports, Blackburn defender Michael Gray wandered over to talk to them.

The Sun claimed Gray suggested he and Rooney take part in a threesome with Coleen.

It was alleged that Rooney, who was still seated, then punched Gray.

A spokesman for the Manchester United striker said: "Wayne and Coleen were enjoying a night out with three other couples and were having a quiet dinner when Michael came up to their table uninvited.

"Michael then began making a number of remarks which were offensive to Coleen and Wayne's other female guests.

"Several times, Wayne asked Michael to leave. It was a brief incident and as far as Wayne is concerned, he bears no ill-feeling towards Michael."

It is understood that Gray has offered a full version of events to Blackburn boss Mark Hughes.

Police were not called to the incident and no complaint has been made.



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Far enough banging the lovely miss McLoughlin, but a 3some with wayne rooney, thats just sick :P


Re: Wayne, Coleen and Michael, threesome?

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:38 am
by one eyed jack
See! it aint like it is in the porno movies is it? Ask a bloke in real life to shag his missus and you get thumped!

That meany Wayne Rooney aint nice at all...Whatever happened to "if you dont ask. You dont get"

He just wanted her all to himself. Thats greedy!


Re: Wayne, Coleen and Michael, threesome?

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:42 am
by DanG
I wouldn't fight over a woman who looked like her.


Re: Wayne, Coleen and Michael, threesome?

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:34 am
by Flat_Eric
DanG wrote:

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Me neither. Archetypal English chav bint.

Re: Wayne, Coleen and Michael, threesome?

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:43 am
by mike,,hunt
Flat_Eric wrote:

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> Me neither. Archetypal English chav bint.





lol.. and i bet you two have a right couple of stunners at home doing the cooking .

Re: Wayne, Coleen and Michael, threesome?

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:40 am
by Flat_Eric
mike,,hunt wrote:

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LOL!!! Actually No, Mike.

I quite enjoy dabbling in the kitchen whereas my Other Half hates cooking, so I'm the one who does the cooking. She on the other hand enjoys farting around with pot-plants and digging around in flower beds (which I can't be arsed with), so she does all the gardening and the housework on top - which I consider a good trade-off!

Whether she's a "stunner" or not is entirely in the eye of the beholder. But she has a nice pair of legs, is a Size 10 - and looks nothing like Colleen McLaughlin. So I'm happy!

Tastes vary - but being in my early 40s and having lived abroad for the past 20 years, raucous English "Chav birds" in their early 20s aren't really my thing. That's all I'm saying.

And don't forget that those photos above are professionally done and quite possibly airbrushed for good measure. So the view copped by Young Wayne first thing in a morning is going to be an entirely different one.


Re: Wayne, Coleen and Michael, threesome?

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:26 am
by Ace
Flat_Eric wrote:
> And don't forget that those photos above are professionally
> done and quite possibly airbrushed for good measure. So the
> view copped by Young Wayne first thing in a morning is going to
> be an entirely different one.


As Wayne had a certain 'thing' for worn out old brasses, I suppose Colleen is a very different sight than what he used to like.
Remember when she publically dumped him after his encounters with old prostitutes became media headlines? She made a U-turn any politician would be proud of. Kept her busy ever since with mega shopping trips at designer shops.
Freeloading poncing cow


Re: Wayne, Coleen and Michael, threesome?

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:45 am
by Flat_Eric
Ace wrote:

>>>>Remember when she publically dumped him after his encounters with old prostitutes became media headlines? She made a U-turn any politician would be proud of. Kept her busy ever since with mega shopping trips at designer shops. Freeloading poncing cow<<<<


Yeah, the whole British obsession with "nonebrities" also comes into it for me.

I have a great dislike for people like her who are simply "famous for being famous" or who are "celebrities by association".

I mean - what EXACTLY has she done to merit all the attention she gets, apart that is from shagging some semi-articulate but well-known Chav footballer?

Wayne Rooney may have only slightly superior intellect, communicative skills and looks to those of a baboon, but at least he can play football.

Colleen on the other hand is thick AND talentless - and is most definitely nothing special to look at. She certainly wouldn't many turn heads in the street under normal circumstances, I'd wager.

The only "clever" thing she's done is spot a free meal ticket.


Re: Wayne, Coleen and Michael, threesome?

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:06 am
by dgenerate
I can't stand the whole chav culture but i do blame the British "newspapers" for it. Its them who advertise her and these other "celebrity" dipshits by constantly printing their pics and then slag them off yet once they are in a reality tv show they have a 4 page spread devoted to it!

Don't think this pic of Coleene is airbrushed in any way, i think she looks rather good, each to their own tho eh? !wink!

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