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I want the 120 minutes of my life back that I wasted on this - what a pile of shite, very run of the mill stuff from Private. It wasn't well recieved by the critics - turns out they were right.

Dr Screw is infinately better than this in all departments - talent infront and behind camera, sets, SFX etc. etc. and probably had half of the budget of this.

Stick with Brit Porn (unless it's from the Dorcel stable), you have been warned.

Wicked's 'Space Nuts' from a few years back is a good alternative recommendation too.

Private have gone right downhill as of late...have you perchance seen their latest surefire masterplan?

From AVN



Private Sets Sights on Mainstream Movies
By: Thomas J. Stanton
Posted: 12:44 pm PDT 9-5-2006


BARCELONA - Private Media Group has announced that it would like to begin making mainstream movies. A representative from the adult entertainment company said it has recently pushed forward on a number of ideas that combine sex and the mainstream.


?The whole world is talking about how porn is going mainstream. There is a wax statue of Jenna Jameson at Madame Tussaud?s and porn stars are appearing in advertisements for super brands,? said Private?s CEO and chairman, Berth Milton.

?It?s time for real-sex to be a real box office hit.?

Milton went on to explain that during the past months, Private has contacted the offices of several mainstream directors, including John Malkovich, Lars Von Trier, Julio Medem and Pedro Almodovar.

?Having a great director is one step, but to produce an award-winning movie you also need a good script and talented actors,? said Gary Thoulouis, Private?s director of marketing.

To get the right actors, Thoulouis explained that Private has decided to offer $1 million to Latoya Jackson to star in one of its future productions and is planning to make the same offer to Sophia Loren, to convince her to co-star in a Private production of an uncensored movie of her life.

?These are not porn films, these are mainstream films produced by accredited directors and production companies,? Thoulouis continued. ?We are also planning to make the same or better offers to personalities like Rebecca Romijn, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Yasmine Bleeth."

Erotic images already appear in many varieties and kinds of films shown in cinemas, like art-house films, horror/slasher films, erotic dramas, European films and many mainstream films. Milton explained that Private?s entry into cinema intends to exploit this already established norm as it provides the adult viewer with professionally directed and produced films with popular actors.

For more information on Private Media Group, go to .


Personally, I'd be taking all of this money and throwing at some more realistic targets (and ones people might actually want to see)...I'm thinking the likes of Aria Giovanni, Kyla Cole, Playboy Playmates, Penthouse Pets, maybe some of our own Page 3 Girls as well...all distinctly preferable to Latoya Jackson, I would think.

I'd also look at getting some exclusive contract girls as well...I think Vivid girls get around $100,000 a year, so for $1 million you could get ten of them!!! As it stands, all the other companies have access to the same girls Private do...but imagine the sort of sales they would get if they had the likes of Sunny Leone and Aria Giovanni doing b/g exclusively for them!

Oh well, I guess time will tell on this one, but I can't say I hold out much hope for this idea...

Quote "Milton went on to explain that during the past months, Private has contacted the offices of several mainstream directors, including John Malkovich, Lars Von Trier, Julio Medem and Pedro Almodovar."

I think there's an appropriate bit of Shakespeare, Henry V I think, where the response is "But did they answer?".

Mart

Better let me write the script and direct Angel as I did in Neighbours. See

Mike.

Angel Long is a brilliant actress who works well with a script. It is a trick of the light whether she looks beautiful and innocent or not.
Mike Freeman.

I have always wondered how so called producers and cameraman get work in this industry when they have only been in the business for five minute. Especially since the digital revolution Yes they can press the buttons , but they have not got a clue about shooting sex. No wonder the industry is in a mess.

Alice, What I mean is that she can act and is beautiful. She responds to a script because she is a natural actress.

I have a script for Angel now . She is a Kate Moss type figure who gets into snorting coke and attending orgies. She has bulima and forces herself to be skinny. Her bosses invite her to parties where she is introduced to rich clients. Everyone wants to have sex with with young and skinny girls Sex in the script rather than about sex.
Mike Freeman.