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Some Good News!

There has been an outbreak of good sense in Madrid. It seems The Association of Fashion Designers have banned super thin, skinny skanks, with no tits or ass, and the body shape of pre-pubescent girls, from the their prestigious fashion show. This is great news for all sorts of reasons - like it?s unhealthy and unnatural for the girls. Skinny girls aren?t sexy because they don?t have any tits or ass. Plus, it feeds the pervy fantasise of creepy kiddie fiddlers. So, thumbs up to the Spanish. Lets? hope London, Paris and New York follow suit. Happy days are here again, tra la, la, la, la?




Oh, and talking of skinny skanks ? look at this stupid cow ?






Officer Dibble

Yeah, good call Dibble, just caught that on the channel 4 news, I really hope that other authorities in other cities follow the same tracks.
If Ol' Ken Livingstone really wants to get into people's good books he should seriously look into this, can you imagine the shit-storm that would create.
All those camp, bitchy, screaming queens disguised as so- called "Fashion Designers" being told not to show anorexic bints dressed up to look like a 14 year old boy. Oh! perhaps there is a god after all!
I think the spanish deserve a massive round of applause for this.
Yes, yes, yes.
On a final note I read the link on the B.B.C. And the award for the most narcisistic stament ever and certainly one of the most stupid, Came from someone called Cathy Gould from a cess-pit called New York Elite Agency, who, and I quote, "Some models careers could be damaged by this."


Fingers crossed.....

I saw a proggy on Sky TV a couple of days ago (NOT the BBC or CH4 News), they were discussing models, actress's, & other celebs, the state of fitness & beauty of models, & their need for XX-00 measurements (size 0 or lower, I.E. childrens sizes, for grown women, e.g. a size waist of 20"-28"). How this trend would affect children & teens, who mimic their Idols, etc. They talked about how the fashion designers were struggling to make clothes for women, in ultra small children-like sizes, & how fasion would floow suit, if they could keep up with the ever decreasing sizes.

Personally, I think they (the people featured on the show, the makers of the show who were all for this new trend, etc) need their fucking heads being examined. I love slim thinish women, I have dated larger ladies, but I prefer the slender versions, but For Fucks Sake, there is a MAJOR Difference between Slim-and-Slender, to Ultra-Skanky-Aneamic-Waif, like the original looks of Kate Moss when she first hit the Fasion Cat-Walks (I haven't seen any recent pics of Kate Moss, so I can't comment on her looks at the present time).

Officer,

I was standing in a queue the other day. A beautiful skinny chick sucked in her abdomen and I just caught a glimpse of her pubic mound. Called by the Ancient Greeks mons veneris. The mount of Venus of which I could have explored with my tongue. I realised that this contempory girl had created news zones of public eroticism. I licked my lips and she looked straight into my eyes...!happy!
Mike Freeman

"I was standing in a queue the other day. A beautiful skinny chick sucked in her abdomen and I just caught a glimpse of her pubic mound. Called by the Ancient Greeks mons veneris. The mount of Venus of which I could have explored with my tongue."

That'll be 'mound of Venus', Mike. Yes, of course a chap of the world, like my good self, is well aware of the old 'mons veneris' (and have been so for some considerable time).


"I licked my lips and she looked straight into my eyes"

Yes, of course she did, Mike. Everyone knows it's a fallacy that all young girls desire a rich, handsome, thirty something chap with a well tasty sports car, a man of substance, a man on the up. But us clued up blokes, us men of the world, know that it?s really every girl's fondest wish to be 'felt up' by a porno pensioner, as a prelude to having her beaver licked. Anyone can see that. It would be absurd to suggest otherwise... wouldn't it?

Hey, you know what? Reading your post immediately put me in mind of a Hollywood movie I saw some years back ? ?Dusk Till Dawn?. A crazy gangster/vampire flick by cult film directors, Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez - in which Tarantino plays, Ritchie, the psycho brother of Seth Gecko, a notorious desperado. In the movie Seth and Ritchie take a God-fearing family hostage, as an insurance policy to help get them over the Mexican border. But psycho boy Ritchie immediately sets his sights on, Kate (Juliet Lewis), the teenage daughter, and in his deranged mind he imagines that young Kate is giving him ?the come on?, giving him the eye, inviting him to lick her pussy. Of course nothing could be further from the truth. Happily, Ritchie gets his throat torn out by rampaging vampires and ?demonic cocksuckers? before he can ?interfere? with the virginal young Kate, and she goes on to live happily ever after (I assume).





Officer Dibble

Dibble,
Thanks for correcting my Latin.
Mike.

Mike, I know exactly what you're talking about when it comes to trouser eroticism on flat-stomached girls. I was standing by some lights in Trafalgar Square the other week and caught a very innocent (honest, guv!) glimpse of the hollow to the inside of this girl's hip bone under her jeans. Beautiful. Couldn't see any detail, didn't want to. Just empty space, full of air and erotic charge.

A great move. We have 2 office juniors at our company and nobody ever sees them eat, both skin and bone. Both very attractive but way too skinny, not a curve in sight and very much influenced by the media and fashion industry. I remember an interview from years ago, Sunday Times, and when asked why the majority of male designers want super thin girls is they remind them of young boys. Armani, Lagerfeld, Dolce, Gabbana, Laurent, Galliano, all shit stabbers par excellence.

But they are not boys are they or underage? Personally I like threesomes with a skinny girl and a big buxom wench!!wink!
Mike.