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...well, they ARE Brits.
Votes, please.

Nigella Lawson? Gorgeous...

Ms Ancona?
Even better: and MUCH more talented.

Nigella Lawson or Ronnie Ancona - hmmn, can I have both please!!

Or is that Magoo's copyright?

No thats not copywrite. But if you had said custard then you would have been receiving a writ.

Gotta agree that whilst Ms Lawson is an attractive lady I feel Ronnie has a bit more to her.

Greedy bastard: but could you not go for the one of the pair, who could be ANY woman you've ever desired?
Aside from which, I met her (R., I mean) a few years back, and she was a THOROUGHLY nice person, as well.
Works for me.....
and she does a GREAT Micheelle Thorne, BTW......

.....but you still seem to have lost the use of your dialling finger.
Thick, or what.
Fluff is EXTREMELY pissed................

Look your going to have to come to terms with it sooner or later Fluffy. You belong in the wild not indoors. JJ will understand eventually why you must leave.

P.S. My dialing finger got bitten off by a Monitor Lizard during a drunken jape involving a jar of vaseline. And as you know those horrid big beasts carry so many diseases and bugs that they make Vanessa seem nice. Dont worry I will still write to you (message in a bottle).

BTW JJ. Fluffy says he will miss you dearly but will be glad to get away from the loud music and drunken buffoonery.

PS Dont kick anymore of your doors of their hinges. Fluffy told me it puts him off his dinner when you do that.