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No Mr Bond....I Expect you
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:19 pm
by Alex L
Any views on the new Mr Bond
Re: No Mr Bond....I Expect you
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:27 pm
by Sam Slater
A man walks into a bar, and glances over at the gorgeous blonde at the bar.
He says, "Hi, my names Bond" in his best accent.
She replies abruptly, "Let me guess, your first name is James, right?" whilst rolling her eyes.
He replies, "No, my first name's 'Uni', and I'm here to fill your crack."
Re: No Mr Bond....I Expect you
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:53 pm
by Alex L
But is that not the one that shrinks and falls out!
Re: No Mr Bond....I Expect you
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:34 pm
by one eyed jack
I'm looking forward to Daniel Craig as James Bond....Yeah sure Daniel Craig doesnt sound like a cool name like Pearce Brosnan....Or was it James Bond as Pearce Brosnan? I get confused.
Either way I'm looking forward to DCs take on the old superspy. I wouldnt have minded Samuel Jackson as James Bond (Hey why not!? Hes in goddamn everything else?) Dont give me that crap he's black either....Colour has nothing to do with it. Equal opportunities and all that....Ojk he'snot british, so get Lenny Henry then.
Re: No Mr Bond....I Expect you
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:02 am
by DanG
I think you will find that Samuel L. Jackson will pop up in a Bond movie pretty soon, as the producers are apparently very keen on having him play Bond's nemesis, a job I think he'd do exceedingly well.
Re: No Mr Bond....I Expect you
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:43 am
by one eyed jack
See? What did I say? He gets everywhere...He'll be hosting Channel 4 news next I bet. Not a grumble. He's just good at everything he's in...Whats next? Sam Jackson and Pavarotti? Sam Jackson on Songs Of Praise? Sam Jackson in Yul Bryners part in 'The King and I'?
Why not? He played a cool jedi knight in Star Wars...who wouldve thought that.
Re: No Mr Bond....I Expect you
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:44 am
by one eyed jack
Sorry this is the James Bond thread...Sam Jacksons name even got on that!!!!
Re: No Mr Bond....I Expect you
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:45 am
by one eyed jack
I remember going to the cinema and seeing 3 different films with his name on it...See what I mean?
Re: No Mr Bond....I Expect you
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:36 am
by Alex L
Don't mind Sam Jackson as the villain as long as the cat stays white.
But has anyone looked at the trailer yet?
Re: No Mr Bond....I Expect you
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:45 am
by one eyed jack
Its a Bond trailer. They never look shabby. Loads of explosions, gunfire, attractive chicks in nice dresses and underwear, sneering villain, more gunfire, another explosion, a bit of high energy action, fighting, more explosions and the immortal line...'The names Bond'...Figure out the rest.
Its gonna be th esame old same old but we're due a Bond fix so I'll be there in the queue waiting...Geit it? Q? Getit?