funny porno.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:09 am
has a scene in a porno film ever made you laugh i saw a girl sucking a dwarfs cock once he looked like charlie drake i was pissing myself.
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Re: funny porno.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:58 am
I've forgotten which Ben Dover it was, but an American girl about to be showered with love rain exclaims "Ohhh milk of life!" in a comedy voice. Brilliant.
Re: funny porno.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:23 pm
That was Ben Dover's More Fresh Cheeks, probably, with Adele and Amber. 
For me it's any Magma video with the comedy voiceovers. "Watch his bone splash on her bazongas", being a favourite.
For me it's any Magma video with the comedy voiceovers. "Watch his bone splash on her bazongas", being a favourite.
Re: funny porno.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:50 pm
Those German voiceovers were hilarious, but caused "Peventius Billy Mill roundaboutus"
I find Rude Britannia porn laughable, does that count? in the fact that they actually manage to get away with selling that crap!
I find Rude Britannia porn laughable, does that count? in the fact that they actually manage to get away with selling that crap!
Re: funny porno.
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:15 pm
The noises some of the blokes make when they cum make me laugh.
There was a bloke in a Private movie who went off like a fucking sprinkler, made all these noises and generally displayed the symptoms of cardiac arrest.
That was good for a laugh.
There was a bloke in a Private movie who went off like a fucking sprinkler, made all these noises and generally displayed the symptoms of cardiac arrest.
That was good for a laugh.
Re: funny porno.
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:37 pm
There's a film called Gang Bang Slut 9 which has the gayest looking bloke I have ever seen in a porn movie in it. He spends most of the film pulling on his own cock and every time a fellow gang banger comes, he mirrors their expressions and puts his face about six inches away from their face to do it.
Imagine that, if you can? With the sound effects as well....
There's also a gang bang film, possibly one of the Gang Bang Girl series with Sabrina Johnson in it, where a black guy explodes all over the girl's face with a really exaggerated scream of UUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH, as loud as you could ever think of screaming really, and then they replay the cumshot from another angle, with the same scream, even before the previous sound has had time to die away. Fucking hilarious stuff, and then he starts shaking and wiping his face as if he's having a stroke.
Imagine that, if you can? With the sound effects as well....
There's also a gang bang film, possibly one of the Gang Bang Girl series with Sabrina Johnson in it, where a black guy explodes all over the girl's face with a really exaggerated scream of UUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH, as loud as you could ever think of screaming really, and then they replay the cumshot from another angle, with the same scream, even before the previous sound has had time to die away. Fucking hilarious stuff, and then he starts shaking and wiping his face as if he's having a stroke.
Re: funny porno.
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:52 pm
got sent an e mail of a dp in progress..the bloke pulls out and blows his load all over the other blokes face who moved at the wrong time!!..he was not best pleased...havent the Germans got a word for laughing at someones else misfortune?!!
Re: funny porno.
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:05 am
For a real porno comedy watch Bent Coppers starring Lyndsay Honey (Ben Dover)and Michel Kent (formerly Michael Kent of Z Cars who had a sex change.)
Mike Freeman.
Mike Freeman.
Re: funny porno.
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:44 pm
z cars the cop show?eroticartist wrote:
> For a real porno comedy watch Bent Coppers starring Lyndsay
> Honey (Ben Dover)and Michel Kent (formerly Michael Kent of Z
> Cars who had a sex change.)
> Mike Freeman.
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> For a real porno comedy watch Bent Coppers starring Lyndsay
> Honey (Ben Dover)and Michel Kent (formerly Michael Kent of Z
> Cars who had a sex change.)
> Mike Freeman.
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Re: funny porno.
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:09 pm
steve56 wrote:
> has a scene in a porno film ever made you laugh
The ending of the film Verlorener Eier.
The story of the film is about a maniac who cuts off men's bollocks. The police have their suspicions that a nearby sex clinic is somehow involved. So the inspector goes there undercover, fully wired up with bugging equipment, so that his men can step in if he gets into any trouble.
Trouble is: his assistant has somehow fouled up the wiring, and when he finally manages to get it working properly, he only hears from the loudspeaker Dutch boy crooner Heintje belting one of his songs.
> has a scene in a porno film ever made you laugh
The ending of the film Verlorener Eier.
The story of the film is about a maniac who cuts off men's bollocks. The police have their suspicions that a nearby sex clinic is somehow involved. So the inspector goes there undercover, fully wired up with bugging equipment, so that his men can step in if he gets into any trouble.
Trouble is: his assistant has somehow fouled up the wiring, and when he finally manages to get it working properly, he only hears from the loudspeaker Dutch boy crooner Heintje belting one of his songs.