Tony Blair MUST explain...
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:50 pm
.......what he was thinking about when he ended up in the sack with Cherie.
This old moose has NO endearing or attractive features, and she is certainly NOT improving with age.
Where I'm from she is what could be referred to as a 'ten pinter' - a swamp donkey only likely to get a seeing-to if you've consumed that many tramp-strength lagers and there's definitely no one around who'll take the piss out of you in the morning.
When you consider the power PM Blair commands, you'd think he could do better than this monster.
I bet all his peers from the other so-called super powers all snigger behind his back at their big conventions when he turns up with that thing on his arm.
Even Ann Widdecombe gives her a run for her money, and she's still a virgin.
Cherie's lucky she's not still one too!
This old moose has NO endearing or attractive features, and she is certainly NOT improving with age.
Where I'm from she is what could be referred to as a 'ten pinter' - a swamp donkey only likely to get a seeing-to if you've consumed that many tramp-strength lagers and there's definitely no one around who'll take the piss out of you in the morning.
When you consider the power PM Blair commands, you'd think he could do better than this monster.
I bet all his peers from the other so-called super powers all snigger behind his back at their big conventions when he turns up with that thing on his arm.
Even Ann Widdecombe gives her a run for her money, and she's still a virgin.
Cherie's lucky she's not still one too!